Tune Miss!
How was the custard?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

...like custard normally is?
I feel horribly over-full, to be honest. Dessert was probably a mistake.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I just meant, did you make the custard, or did you get it out of a tub?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Nah, I buy expensive custard in a tub
cheap stuff just doesn't cut it anymore, the stuff is like crack :(
besides, making custard wastes eggs you could be using to make cake.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I like the cut of your jib.
What brand of custard gets the berk seal of approval?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I am actually a bit ashamed to say
that I have tried every single supermarket brand of custard - all the extra special stuff, of course. Co-op is the best one, which is annoying cos there's a co-op less than five minutes walk away...
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Why are you ashamed to say?
Co-op are probably the most ethical of all the supermarkets, so there should be no shame in using them.

You know what, I don't really care that much for custard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

It's more the fact that I set out
to discover which is the nicest custard by buying a tub of it from everywhere I could find it... Scientific, but really a bit fucking chubby.
I maintain that it's awesome fucking stuff.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

You should put together a league of custard.
Rate suppliers and supermarkets based on their ability to provide custard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Co-op
Sainsburys
M&S
Tesco/Asda
Waitrose

Haven't tried Morrissons, come to think of it.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)

You should, they seem very UK centric with their produce.
Once you've got all the results, you should present them in a chart.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

There isn't one near here is why
next time I spot one I'll pop in and buy some custard, and then I will put my findings in a special colour coded table just for you.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I think the chart
Should be circular, divided into sections and colour coded according to favourite fruits.

A fruit and custard pie chart.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)