Sounds weird frankly
and it would probably make my teeth hurt. Plus I've never really liked fruit and chocolate in the same mouthful.
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

FREAKOID.
Terry's chocolate orange? Hello?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)

A notable exception, I grant you
my third favourite chocolate. Although I've fallen out with them a bit recently. may have fallen asleep in bed eating one. Electric blankets and chocolate don't mix...
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)

berk
You disgust me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Pfft, I wasn't even trying!
It's not like I didn't change the sheets afterwards, you know.
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Sucked them clean I'd imagine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)

I'm not that desperate.

(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I was talking about chocolate.
Not men.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Still not that desperate
although I am now sniggering to myself.
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Are you stoned?
Or have you realised you'd rather chocolate than a bloke?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Stoned on a schoolnight?
no. I'm a good girl. I'm just chuckling away to myself as is my wont of an evening. Or early morning, possibly.
Chocolate or bloke... it's a good question.
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Make a chocolate man
You'll be happy then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:33, Reply)

The main things I miss about having a bloke
are hugs and sex. I can see this going not at all well with a man made of chocolate.
It'd make blowjobs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more fun though.
(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Depends if you like a fondant centre I suppose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Now you are only making me snigger more!

(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 0:40, Reply)