Take drugs.
It'll be cheaper than getting drunk.

What band are you likely to be going to see?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't do drugs.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I've not heard of them, what sort of music do they play?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)

It's Jason Aldean I think, country concert, full of drunken wankers
must be about my wits lest I'm raped by Bubba

the idea of going is really really doing my head in, Jeff
even if I'm wrong, I cannot imagine what they have planned and it's making me want to kill myself by wednesday
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Get an excuse in early.
Suggest as well that 'Country music is full of fucking cunts, and exposure to it turns you into a massive bender'

That might make them change their minds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

but I like country music

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'm a massive shut in and I should be locked in my mums basement where I'll be happy forever

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I just assumed that with your love of N-Dubz you'd consider country music rubbish.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

nah, I listen to it everyday
I've also listened to N-Dubz everyday since Christmas
gosh I love N-Dubz
and country
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Any developments with the house move?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Nope
my dad is trying to convince me to stay until she tells me I have to leave
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

That seems foolish.
As the moment it comes on top, you'll have to rush into moving, if you plan it in advance, you'll have more choice and more time to make the right decision and not a quick decision.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

that's what I told him
NOW, back to the saga of Thursday
should I post something on FB that's all "hmm...so glad I'm out of the phase to go to concerts, I know other people enjoy them but I just can't get into it, rather be reading a book"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Thing is though, if your friends are taking you as a surprise then they might get annoyed and think...
'She much have known, we won't do anything nice for K ever again!'

Maybe you could post something along the lines of 'I've got a really early start on Friday, it'll be an early night on Thursday'

At least then, you aren't mugging them off if they have planned taking you out, you've got your excuse lined up and if your friend have planned something fun, you can always change your (fake) plan so you can go.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)

what about OMFG I HATE JASON ALDEAN, GET OFF THE RADIO

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)

+ I've been told by the English, that country music is bent.
Therefore, I won't listen to it again as clearly the English are far brighter than us.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I'm totally doing this

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

You'll in no way fall out with anyone by doing this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I'll probably get replies like "omg teh english r dumb"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

hahaha
Then you should definitely post it!

Add to the post that, 'I want to go to England one day, but you won't get a visa if you've infected your brain with country music'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

"my dad says country music makes you stupid"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)