All the more bent for your presence, dear.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Shut it bender face.
Did you manage to get any sleep last night, or did your mate keep you awake all night with their happenin' sex life?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

And the same to you, mardybum
I slept extremely well eventually, but only for about six hours. I woke up this morning earlier than I normally do it the week, annoyingly.
I asked her this morning about the squeaky bed noises and she got quite defensive and insisted she was behaving herself.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Did she look all flustered when she was being defensive?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

a bit
but she's my best mate, I'm pretty sure she'd have admitted it if she had been doing the dirty - we do exchange some fairly graphic stories.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)