There is a driver where I used to work who is just one exam away from being a "heart doctor", he needs £12k to take the exam, and has been studying for ten years.
When he picks up old ladies from big houses, he tells them that he is driving a cab to pay for the exam, even though he drives 7 days a week.

When I told him my father died of a "Massive cardiac arrest", he said "Oh, that's very terrible", ok, fair enough, I then said he had "a quard-droople bypass in his 50s", he asked me what that was.

I still see him every few months when I order a cab and he picks me up, I swear, if he gives me medical advice, I'm going to the police.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)