I borrowed £10k off my mother, in a Canute-esque exercise in futility.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Glad to hear it
Best of luck with the use of it. Most creditors respond well to a voluntarily-presented plan of how much you can and can't afford to give them and how often, etc, in my experience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I'm beginning to wish I'd done that
instead of gazzing them my cock, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You know what you think of facebook?
there's one person on my friends list who opitimises everything you hate about it.

Just today:
3 hours ago "Is a massive Fatty and needs to loose some so I'm gunna be posting my wieght up weekly, any sugestions for weight loss will be much apreciated. Remember people I don't eat meat so i'll need some sugestions on food."
2 hours ago: "15st 12"
2 minutes ago: "just resisted the urge to eat a hot cross bun and swapped it for an apple instead"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

de-friend or hide their posts then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Nah, anger gives me energy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

fair enough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

same here
*runs double marathon*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Public Image Limited.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

To be fair
that's about my internal thought process
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Internal is fine.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Depends on the creditor
If they're fans of the Hugh Grant-starring late 80's British horror movie Lair of the White Worm they might be quite pleased
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

*jokes about having one grand in my trousers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Nonsense!
£10,000 must be able to help you out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)