dogs are awesome. Mildew is an awesome soppy dog and i can't believe you are insulting DG and Tourettes by saying their dog is shit. Seriously Noel what the fuck is up with you? I can't believe you just did that. You're dead to me now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh, it's nothing personal, their dog may well be awesome, but all dogs are shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

oh it's personal
for the record you have also insulted my mum and gonz.
And probably Gonz's mum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Then my work here is done.
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I think I prefered single-noel
pining-for-a-girl-half-his-age-on-the-other-side-of-the-world-noel is a bastard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've always been a bit of a bastard.
I'm learning from the best *ruffles hair*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

yeah but I like dogs so I'm allowed to be a bastard
Also I phoned my mum yesterday and she said she was feeling a bit down so I've sent her some flowers with what have been my drinking money for the week because I'm secretly lovely.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

OMG, I'm secretly lovely too!
Can I braid your hair?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You can do my ironing?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'm not that fucking lovely.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

oh.. :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)