The very first thing he's going to think is
"Christ! She's actually moving in! What the fuck kind of possessive mentalist is she?"

Once you disavow him of this notion and assure him that you're going back to Bradford after a few days of fun and fornication, the truth - "I cannot leave home without enough clothing and footwear to keep a branch of Oxfam in business for a month" - will be positively palatable in comparison
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think selling all my stuff might actually solve world hunger.
I'm not going to do it though, I like my stuff.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Damn right
No-one YOU know is starving
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I just think
I would have to sell *all* my stuff to solve world hunger. Someone with a bit more money could do it much easier. So why should I?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

That Obama bloke can't possibly need ALL those missiles

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I no, rite?
But just thinking, right, why are we paying £20-40 million for two chinless oiks to get hitched when the money could obviously be used more effectively to stop people in this country starving?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Er, day off
Case closed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I don't get a day off.
They can go fuck themselves.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Oh that's bang out of order
*loads trebuchet with early birthday rpesent*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)