whatever anyone thinks of this
still going on about it YEARS later and BOTHERING to TYPE IT OUT is lamer than anything in it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am inclined to agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

that is because i am right
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:46, Reply)

what is it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

There was a user from a few years ago
called piston broke. He did that word for word transcription at an open mic comedy night and someone recorded it and put it on the web. It was toe curlingly bad.
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Ah cheers fella,
it felt like reading a suicide.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)

he's called jim bob now
poor sod.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

When ARE you going to post me that Zyklon B?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)

About a week before I move in
my new haircut is so third reich I expect my Luger to arrive in the post next week.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I had a toy Luger that was my pride and joy as a child.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Still have mine, it was my brothers which I inherited when he wanted me to keep quiet about him smoking.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:55, Reply)

In some ways I agree
but it's soooo bad. Did he ever think he was going to get any laughs from that? I'm cringing as I remember the video of it.
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

sure
but how is that any worse than watching it, taking a transcript, and posting it on here? at least he tried, rather than just taking the piss out of someone else trying!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Everyone kept falling asleep whilst watching it
I thought this might be better. Gives people more of a chance to experience it.

I think it's good material.
( __, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:05, Reply)

yeah but you also think i look like bou
fucking bou

so, you know. fuck you too and all that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:17, Reply)

*googles*
*chuckles*
No, I don't see it myself.
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:23, Reply)

When in the hell did I say that?

( __, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)

But looking at your picture, yeah, you do actually

( __, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)

oh god years ago
someone linked me to the /talk chat.

you said i look like bou and linked my pic and someone else said "that's katy perry you twat" (which is bollocks, piston looks more like katy perry than i do) and then there was more rudeness. i've hated you ever since. or more accurately for the 5 mins afterwards, when i forgot all about it. UNTIL JUST NOW.

fucking bou my arse. i'd rather look like syncubus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

someone linked to the /talk chat
you mean you searched your own name to see if anyone talked about you.

which is something bou did too.

hey bou.
( __, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)

i'd love to pull that off
Nobody's ever accused me of being a sock before. It's reverse validation right here.

Thanks fat-face.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

are we fucking now?
i'm not entirely sure how off topic works
( __, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

no, we're married
Now give me your house ktxbai and then come on here at 3am and post about how fat and lonely you are.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

You do look a bit like Bou though.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I share your sentiment, it took balls to get on stage like that
I've been the singer in a rock band and I was completely out of my depth, I was trying to be as good as Chris Cornell and I simply didn't have the voice. But I made damn sure I practiced long and hard to put on a show that didn't forever embarrass me.
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I fought a bear on stage once

( __, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)