Tonight I shall be hemming curtains
tomorrow I will be buying a Birthday present and a card for my Dad, then lunch at Smiths of Smithfield.

My favourite relative is my paternal Grandma; smoker, drinker, wicked sense of humour and a pragmatist like me to boot. She's a hoot.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I nearly texted you yesterday.
Glad you're still alive, old boy. Smiths is fucking GREAT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Salutations! I've been busy with work and on the down low
due to personal websites temporarily blocked for a while.

How's it all going with you?

Edit: You should text me, your picture in my phonebook is Bowie from Labyrinth.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Hahahahaha
I'm OK - drinking, please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Of course
Also, did I spy a Star Wars reference further up the page? Most unlike you!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I NO RITE?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Actually, what Monty said.
I was walking past where you live and my loins burned a little.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

He swears that's cleared up now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

His STIs have made a fallout zone around him?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Should have come and said hi!
I'm always free and easy (hence the two comments above).
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I was tired :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)