you don't help yourself
"I have GHD hair straighteners"
"I share jewellery with my mrs"
"I'm in a sham relationship because I can't come to terms with how much of a colossal Bertie I am"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

OK, three things
I don't personally own GHD straighteners, they broke and were replaced by a cheaper model, although GHDs are AWESOME

We don't share jewellery per se, the necklace I'm wearing is hers but she effectively gave it to me as it's too heavy and metallic for her tastes

I have long since given up caring what you lot think of me, you could hardly think me more gay regardless of any protestations I might make
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

if I thought you cared I wouldn't do it.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

That's a charming sentiment
but I call bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

we've been through this
I'm mostly only horrible to people I like
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yes we have
Thank you for the reminder

*is secretly chuffed*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

His bird is lovely and would turn a gayer
As has seemingly happened here.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

that makes sense actually
but only just, so he is teetering on the brink of reverting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Technically I should give you a mark out of ten for this
but I choose to take it as a compliment towards my better half instead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

that's how it's intended
we're looking forward to you reverting so she becomes available, heartbroken and in need of "comfort"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Sorry mate
She wouldn't go for someone shorter than her

(Harsh I know, apologies)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)