That is a beautiful mental image
it suggests a little more poise and class than waking up with a piece of halfeaten cheese on toast stuck to your arse.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i'd never be co-ordinated enough to cook toast when smashed
flatmate said i was clutching a packet of microwave rice to my breasts for about 15 minutes wondering whether to nuke it or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Insert bread in toaster
press lever. Wait. Apply butter or topping of your choice. Nom.

That said, I'm an incredibly functional drunk.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

you'll laugh when you see my flat
i don't keep things like bread and butter because i am never in to eat them, so they just go off. there is nothing to eat apart from a few tins of things like sweetcorn and this one packet of microwave rice. everything else is liquid!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I don't buy bread because I don't eat the stuff
Same with milk, I only get it in when i know I have guests over as I never drink tea or coffee at home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Hahaha!

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)