Really?
Every time I go in and spot something I like, they only ever seem to have it in ginormo-boob sizes, which are of fuckall use to me unless I want to fashion some sort of hat from them.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

only men are allowed to wear lingerie as hats
it's funny when we do it
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I got really irritated in Debenhams once
after spotting an amazing bra in the sale, it was beautiful and I wanted, no needed, to buy it (ended up going to bloody Liverpool to get it) but they only had it in FF and G. I got quite, erm, animated at the checkout girl and capered about with it on my head momentarily.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

this is the mental image
I've had all night.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

She did laugh
but in a slightly worried sort of way...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)