I have a motherfucking DATE
well. I think I do. It may just be platonic drinks. But even so, DRINKS. With a MAN. A cute man, no less!

What's made your evening/weekend?

Alt: if nothing has made your evening or weekend, what would?
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:41, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

good for you
tennis man?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yep yep yep yep yep!
The only downside is, I think he saw me gleefully skipping to the car. And it might just be friendly drinks rather than sexy drinks, if you see what I mean.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Well if he objected to the skipping
he'd probably have cancelled :P

Good for you! I'm glad you got the courage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)

It was easier than I thought
I said I'd been out last night and he (jokingly) said 'well, where was my invite?' so I just shrugged and asked him if he fancied going for a drink on Friday.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Go you!
Nice skills
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

It was one of those moments
where I just said it without really thinking it through and then went aaaaaaagh why did I say that? How did that slip past the internal editing process? but he just went a bit pink and laughed and gave me his number.

How's stuff with you anyway? Any progress on your cute man? And the dreaded 't' word?
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

haha maybe your internal filter
thought it was time to break.

No progress I'm afraid, though I keep bumping into him. I messaged two people on okcupid though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Well now I no longer feel utterly hypocritical doing so
I shall encourage you to make overtures to cute man. Not like symphonic overtures. I mean sexy advances. I'm sure he'll say yes.
Are the two on okcupid cute too?
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

They're cute
but it's more that I really liked their profiles.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Yeah, I have a couple of people saved
on the basis of the stuff they've written. But since my own profile is completely blank, I haven't messaged them.
I very much approve of the first link, he sounds - and looks - lovely. What makes you think you're not the third ones type?
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Read his profile
he's quite different. Looks fun but I doubt we'd gel.

Well neither has replied and one of them has definitely been online. I think I need a cuter picture
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

He sounds interesting, for sure
possibly too much of a party animal to keep up with though! I felt tired just reading that. But meh, what have you got to lose by messaging?
And I'm sure he - whichever one it was that was online - will get back to you, maybe he's just thinking of something charming and witty...
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Haha it was quite tiring
and I'd probably break him.

Let's hope so. Let's hope that if he does I've found a picture that doesn't make me look like an obese Camilla Parker-Bowles crossed with a marmoset
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:32, Reply)

hey if
I'm not allowed to put myself down, you definitely aren't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I actually found a picture of me
that pretty much was just that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Shush you
you are very pretty and very clever. If they don't message you back it is very definitely their loss.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Top work
well done! You're an inspiration.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Given how atrocious I am at that kind of thing
I am actually bloody proud of myself. And filled to the brim with GLEE that he said yes, obviously.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I think perhaps your libido
overcame your internal filter.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

It's entirely possible...

(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

wooohooo!
make the very friendly drinks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I'll just wear a short skirt
and get him drunk. Job's a good 'un.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

short skirt wedding dress
drunk in the neck with a tranquilizer dart from a blowpipe
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Ugh marriage
no thanks.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

just take the blowpipe anyway
if the date goes awry it'll still come in useful.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

YEAH!!!
also, what Amberl says - is it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Woo!
That sounds good!

I'll be honest, I've not had a great weekend. I'm stuck in the middle of an argument between friends, and while I completely agree with one of them, it would be hypocritical to take sides. However, I've got this to calm me down, a nice few glasses of cold cider to end the weekend.

However, something very odd has happened to me. A girl I really liked has just got a new boyfriend, and when I said I was happy for her, I actually was. Any other time, I'd be bitter and pissed off. Is this what growing up feels like?

Alt: More booze!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Stuck in somebody elses argument is not a good place to be
however you are doing the right thing by staying out of it as best you can.
You may actually - finally - entering the world of the adult. Well done.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Aye, sadly I have no choice on the matter
It's scary!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Meh, just make it clear to both parties
that you will not and have no interest in taking sides. And then hopefully they'll try and leave you out of it.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I'm about to
One of them has just texted me, asking if I want to go for a drive with her, it's her way of relaxation.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

oh :(
and you have lager, bad luck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Nah, it's cider
Simply serving it in my favourite glass
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

then, yay!
something is good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

congrats!
that's ace news.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Cheers midears!
I hope I calm down between now and friday though or I'm going to make an almighty tit of myself...
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

he's probably at home now, going
"woohoo! can't believe that hot girl asked me out! I hope I calm down so I don't make a tit of myself"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)

He probably isn't
I'm punching well above my weight with him, I doubt it's any kind of big deal for a girl to ask him out!
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

then good luck to you
it sounds like a win
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I would gaz you a picture
but that would mean admitting I have facestalked him...
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that :P

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Who cares about who asks out who?
Only assholes. And he went pink when you spoke to him? Sounds like he likes you. A lot. Unless he's painfully shy with everyone, in which case he's probably easy anyway. I reckon you've scored and it should be difficult to fuck things up.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

No, very definitely not painfully shy
quite cheeky and flirtatious. But believe me, I am perfectly capable of unintentionally sabotaging a date by saying or doing something reeeeeally stupid!
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Congratulations.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Alright
do you have spotify?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I don't.
Why do you ask?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I heard a song I thought you might like
but it appears to only be on Spotify
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Try me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Hippy Jazz- Kevin Sullivan
though Bisexual is his best song by a long way
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Found a few clips, some of his work sounds quite Aphex Twin-ish.
If I can find more I'll check it out. Thanks for that!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

You're welcome
like I said Bisexual is the best song, but Hippy Jazz and Unnatural Disasters might be more up your street/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I'll have a link if there's one going?
I like listening to odd bits of stuff.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Do you have Spotify?
I've been unable to find his stuff anywhere else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I think I signed up to it a bit ago, yeah.

(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Let me know if that doesn't work
spotify:track:5HeSZX0gX3wvtaTWMTZHPm (Bisexual by Kevin Sullivan)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)

It did not
it transpires that it was last.fm I had signed up for.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

pity :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I have signed up for it now
not bad. Thus far I prefer Hippy Jazz though.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Well I found out an old friend got married in January
and then was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumour (at 27) so I'm kinda realising all my whiny shit about working too much was, in the scheme of things, totally fucking pointless. In fact most of the shit people bitch about on here is totally fucking pointless because none of them are dying

Instead I'm thinking, all in all, life is pretty good and I should start making the most of the time I do have. Maybe I'll try learning a new language
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

:S that's fairly grim
learning a new language isn't the best use of time though surely?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

It's a useful skill and means I can run away to forrin lands and blend in after I rob a bank next weekend.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

don't learn welsh, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Welsh isn't a real language

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

it's just a way to cheat at scrable

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Oh god that's horrible
I'm really sorry to hear that. I wish it didn't take shit things to make us count our blessings; I know I'm particularly guilty of bitching about pointless and inconsequential things on here.
Seize the day, TGB.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Yeah I was feeling shit about my birthday (another year, zero achievments)
but fuck man I'm just happy I'm hitting 26 in (relatively) good health. It's somewhat of a medical mystery how...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I know how you feel
why not promise yourself that by the time you hit 27 you'll have done something you'd particularly like to do? :)
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Because I need a lot of money to do that :p
However I think I'll finally get the new tattoo I've been thinking about
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

What's it of?
And I might sound like a twat, but yeah good health is something to value. Not enough to stop me drinking mind
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Haha, you don't have any cheap ambitions?
Surely working eleventy hundred hours a week is good for something?! New tattoo sounds good though, what are you planning to get?
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I get paid shit
And I need to finalise it but I want to expand my impossible triangle, maybe all round my wrist just trying to find some decent geometric stuff I like. I've always liked Mayan/Aztec stuff but labs will probably accuse me of wanting to be like him
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I'm sure London is chock-full of decent tattooists
but this guy does some pretty good geometric stuff: www.modernbodyart.co.uk/Andy%20galleries/Andy%20gallery/andy%20gallery.html

(I want a tattoo from him but I'm too chickenshit to get one)
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I love dotwork stuff
*googles laaandan places*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Ditto
there was mention of me dragging Labs to the London tattoo convention in September, if you fancy that/haven't had something done by then?
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

oooh tomas tomas is apparently in London
I'd probably still like to look at hot girls with tattoos and be jealous
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)

As is Xed le Head
I believe he is v pricey though. But does very pretty tattoos...
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I've been feeling pretty alright
Bit on edge all weekend tho, some residual unresolved shizzle, I dunno, but just saw a good film and shed a tear at the end.. I actually love when I cry at films. I'll sleep well tonight I think.

+ had beers in the sun with my best mate (he works for an airline, got a fiancee in a different country, so don't see him much these days) with just t-shirts on our torsos for a few hours earlier and had a good chat about anything and everything. The good weather's coming back. Touch wood (my head) but it seems like the good times are coming back. A good Sunday.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Woo!
Go berk.

berk stood one on side of the tennis court,
The sky was blue above,
Tennis coach stood on the other side,
And, of course, the score was love.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Oh shush your face
I'm very proud of myself for not bottling it, again, and for not making a tit of myself in the process.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

And I'm very proud of you for getting a positive answer.
I feel like me bullying you into doing something about the situation has finally paid off!

Oooh, I've gone all parental.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Haha!
avuncular bullying ftw.
(berk, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

*Offers berk a Werther's original*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

You're not that old...
(I quite like Werther's original. Chewy ones for preference)
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Don't accept it, berk.
That way lies danger and the faint whiff of Kanga pants and desolation.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Evening DG
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Knackered, Jeff.
Was in Glasgow on Friday for Levellers / Wonderstuff gig, which was marvellous. The missus has just got from seeing them again in Newcastle (her mate got free passes), and has returned minus her bra, which is now probably being used to clean the windows on their tour bus...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Two gigs, two cups.
you could make a film out of that.

I've always found Miles Hunt to be an entertaining front-front man. Did they play 'Circle Square' and 'It's yer money I'm after baby'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Yep.
They now also have a rather hot female fiddle player. Miles was in a very good mood on Friday night, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Glad you enjoyed it!
Was it a 'beautiful day'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

No, it was pissing down in Glasgow all day Saturday.
And snowing. We holed up in a few pubs until it was time to get the train.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Sounds like a top weekend DG
The Levellers are one of those strange bands, I managed to see them about 4 times (by accident) in the space of about 6 weeks, and I've never seen them again since.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)

They played Levelling the Land in its entirity
plus some b sides and a couple of later tracks (of which Beautiful Day was one). Superb.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Are they touring together
Or was this more of a one-off-type thing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

No, touring together.
Good combination.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)

I can imagine.
Got any other gigs booked in at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Who, me or them?
If me, then no apart from a mate's charity night on Good Friday; three very good local bands, playing a benefit gig for another mate who died suddenly last year. Apart from that, nothing - need to start trying to get the overdraft under control again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Any news on your redundancy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Just waiting on confirmation of a date.
Could be end of this month, or end of June. It's not a case of 'if' but 'when'. I just want to know so I can plan properly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Well I hope the transition goes smoothly for you.
How long have you been with your current employer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)

4.5 years
but I have 19 years of continuous service, so the payout is worth taking. I can pay off some debt and have enough to live on for a year, although I hope it doesn't come to that and I get another job fairly quickly. I am bricking it a bit, though.

On that note I'm off to bed. 'Night all!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:09, Reply)

I once "donated" my boxer shorts to a hen party
that was going around collecting them. I was drunk, wish I hadn't in the morning.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Ewww!

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Seconded.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Sorry
I thought this was the place to air our dirty laundry.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Well you gave your dirty laundry to a hen-party.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

That was the gag I was going for
but they weren't dirty I can assure you. I haven't done anything that stupid in a while thankfully.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Do you only wear clean under-crackers out these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

These days!?
I've always been an OCD clean freak thank you very much.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)

I thought you only went for internet mentals
But fear not, the "Where was my invite?" line implicitly wraps up sentiments along the lines of, "I like this person, I want to get them on my own in a social situation without embarrassing myself by being too forward. And then I want to dye their hair red, call them Mary Jane and spiderman them!"

That last part might just be me though. You should definitely feel confident in it being sexy drinks. I promise.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Not just internet mentals
I go for real life mentals too, sometimes. It's just that internet mentals are more frequent because I spend more time on here than I do in real life.

I am not convinced and I will remain unconvinced until, ooh, probably about three pints in on Friday when I start to get a bit lairy and inadvisable, at which point he'll either totally go for it or tell me to fuck off.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

There's only one way to find out...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Drink four pints tonight
then ring him up and slur something about love down the phone to him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm not slurring anything to anyone tonight, thank you very much!
Especially not to a bloke I've never met before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Ahahaha, proper lol
no, I'm playing it cool, calm and collected. After all the should I/shouldn't I-ing I must not make a giant knob of myself.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

you'll be fine hon, all the best in snaring him

( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Haha, you've clearly no idea
just how badly I can, have and probably will embarrass myself in situations like this.
But thanks!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Once I have someone's phone number
I'm all over the drunken texting.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Ditto
one of the reasons I haven't put it in my phone yet...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Luckily this isn't something
I often fall prey to. Occasionally though, and the shame is terrible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Meh
as long as I've had a couple of pints and I get to see him topless.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Will you be baking some cakes and making some ice-cream the night before, just in case you get to show what a domestic goddess you are?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

No, but I did promise him a birthday cake
in a couple of weeks time.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Will you be making him something you can jump out of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Like underwear?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I can't imagine berk will wear any on her date.
'for convenience'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

she could give them to a stag party
It's perfectly normal.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Oi!
what kind of classless slapper do you take me for?! Sexy undies are FAR superior to no undies.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I think you're a classy-slapper berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)

I am deeply offended by this.

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

No you're not.
You're still grinning from ear-to-ear at getting a date with Tennis Bloke.

(Or am I wrong?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Oh hell
I'm not sure if I've got a nice matching pair that fits properly... gah, the clothing crisis has started already!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Oops, sorry berk.
Didn't mean to give you additional stress!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

la Senza is your friend
your friend not mine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)

I've just had a look
I am unimpressed with their selection of suitably boost-y bras.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Might be worth going to the actual store
and no complaining cause y'know your size wasn't what you expected
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Attributing a larger letter to them
does not make them any less little.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Pfft whatever you say

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

The only way to prove this
is for me to show you my boobs and I'm sure you'd rather I didn't, so you'll just have to take my word for it that I own a number of flattering bras which make them look considerably bigger than they are.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Wear one of them then
you don't need new stuff in that case
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)

Ah, but they're not matching though
plus I don't actually own a bra in the size I've been told I am.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Excuse for some shopping then :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)

Indeed!
if I could only find something in Senza/Debenhams that I like!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Surely TC has a rough idea as to your shape from tennis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I suppose so
and sweaty lycra is not a flattering look...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)

Maybe it works for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Well, as long as he doesn't prefer that look
to whatever I wear on Friday, it'll be fine...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:20, Reply)

I was in there recently
They really don't have much variation of sizes do they?
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

I know :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)

night all
Still mean to get round to emailing you at some point.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Really?
Every time I go in and spot something I like, they only ever seem to have it in ginormo-boob sizes, which are of fuckall use to me unless I want to fashion some sort of hat from them.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

only men are allowed to wear lingerie as hats
it's funny when we do it
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I got really irritated in Debenhams once
after spotting an amazing bra in the sale, it was beautiful and I wanted, no needed, to buy it (ended up going to bloody Liverpool to get it) but they only had it in FF and G. I got quite, erm, animated at the checkout girl and capered about with it on my head momentarily.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

this is the mental image
I've had all night.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

She did laugh
but in a slightly worried sort of way...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)

show what a domestic goddess you are? smear it all over his naked torso and lick it off?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Hahaha!
No. I shall be making him some chocolate brownie, because my chocolate brownie is AWESOME, as well you know. If that doesn't impress him, then I don't know what will.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

This I can vouch for.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Brownies are always awesome
Especially warm, with ice cream
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)

I've just watched the series finale of Being Human
Fucking hell, that's an absolutely superb series. Were it not for Doctor Who, I'd say it's the best series the BBC has done in a while.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)

Shhhhh, I haven't watched it yet!
I do know who dies though.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:30, Reply)

I knew in advance, friend told me
Honestly, it's fucking brilliant, and gives a good lead in to the next series.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:32, Reply)

Do you think there'll be another series?
It really really won't be the same without him.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:32, Reply)

Definitely
The last scene says that much.

Want a very small spoiler, that doesn't reveal anything, per se?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:33, Reply)

No!
No spoilers!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:36, Reply)

I've heard good things about the series.
But I've never seen it.

Is it worth watching?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:38, Reply)

I have already told you this
and found a link to the first episode for you.

Yes. It's very good.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:39, Reply)

Yes. I'd honestly say it'd be worth buying the first two series.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:40, Reply)

And the 3rd when it's released
I think it's been a better series than 2. Much more tense.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:42, Reply)

Tbh, this is the first episode I've watched from series 3, and I've not seen any of series 1

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:45, Reply)

Aw what?
get on it man, you're missing out. Also, what the hell are you doing watching a series finale if you haven't seen the series it pertains to?!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:46, Reply)

In all honesty, I've no idea why I don't watch it
I think it's brilliant, but I just have no time for it.

Also, I keep an eye on what happens, and my facebook stream was full of comments on it, so I really wanted to watch it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:48, Reply)

Even if it's not a real spoiler?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:41, Reply)

No! Shh!

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:42, Reply)

*zips mouth*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 1:44, Reply)