I try to avoid red meat as it is loosely linked to macular degeneration
Luckily my girlfriend's condition means it's less of a wrench that it rightfully should be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't want that, so I will ignore your advice.
*walks in to door frame*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You can't catch it!
Not even from shagging!

Much as with wit, charm and style, you've either got it or you haven't. Most people will develop it to some extent in their 60s or 70s. I'm just lucky enough to have it now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'll be dead by then so it doesn't really matter.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That's the attitude!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)