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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's a bit slow on here today.
Whose fault is this and what should we do to them to get our revenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:43, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Nick their lunch money.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
I blame AA
destroy macclesfield or Sunderland or whatever moonscape he lives on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
It's all our fault.
We should go out into the deeper regions of B3ta and pimp our board.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Hi /Talk, Monty Boyce here
from the better internet. Tell me how you fatties will survive when they close down /talk etc etc ad nauseum

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


That sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Yeah!
Then they'll tell you to stop being serious on the internet and how Baldmonkey should be Prime Minister etc.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
...and the whole thrilling cycle will begin again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
A man who looked like a thinner Baldmonkey
Was dancing around TGB on Friday night. He even grabbed her arm a few times, so she roped in Wooks to be her Emergency Boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
So, in a sense, Wooks got a girlfriend on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
WIN.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)
You appear to be taking the internet seriously, here.
Oh don't have a wobble, internet fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
It was if he was in the room with us.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
In a short period somebody on /talk is going to notice this
and then they will come over, speaking of terrible bullying and internet wobbling etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
*waits in anticipation*
I hope it's Brayndead.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I never get tired of his fresh brand of
observational comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)
He's definitely got his finger on the pulse of what's new and shocking.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Terrible bullying
*weebles*
Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Needs more indignation.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Uh, you're so unfair
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
mine, this place needs more charm and wit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Well go and find someone with those attributes and get them here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
haha
*Waves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
*waves*
Hello Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
How are you today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I'm Ok.
I should be slightly hungover but I'm not.....which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
that's very fortunate.
In other news, I've just noticed your sig. Can you show me the official documentation to back up this assertion?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I have no credited documentation but Bellannodyne gave me the go ahead to state this as fact.
And she's a feminist so she should know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Was she rolling around on the floor at the time?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I suppose the difference between a whore and a girlfriend
is nothing more than the method of payment extracted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Unfortunately in my last relationship it was me doing the paying.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)
So, not a whore by virtue of being a punter?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
That's it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Then I approve of your focus on the positive.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I'm all about the positive thinking Wooks.
*looks away*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Are you saying it's impossible to be happy while looking at my face?
*weeps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Silly boy!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Well, in our house
most things are my fault. I have come to accept this as an immutable fact.

Revenge usually takes the form of a silent huff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Better silent than deadly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Doh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
It used to upset me
now I just let him get on with it. After a while he gives up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

h g
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I'm getting a space phone.
Woo, go me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Is it to ring the female of the species etc etc etc.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Hahhahaha shitting hell they were bad.
The lead singer looked exactly like the gyppo that nicked my horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Saw them at Reading in 97. Briefly.
They seemed intent on being bad at as many genres as possible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Christ, that band were shit.
Hey, The North, if I want to look at chimps on my telly, I'll watch National Geographic.

Regards etc
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I blame the thread starters for not giving us enough direction

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I'll give you some direction.
*points to exit*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)
My fault
I finally realised I have a disorder :(

www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12759993
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Are you really that bad?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)
God no
I can't wait to give up this shitty diet that I'm on. I had a 36oz steak the other night and it was better than sex. I'd rather be happy eating the food I love.

And getting horrendously drunk on a marvellous bottle of Pauillac.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
You Texans and your meat : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Is 'Texan' the new slang for 'gay'?
As in: I went to a Texan bar last night and picked up a fruit n nut...?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Nope!
He's originally from Texas.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I still think we should try to push this slang
That Marc Almond, he's a ten-gallon Texan.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I'm not sure.
Kristine got very angry when we called her a septic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Really? It's not particularly offensive.
Perhaps a little derogatory. But no more so than "merkin".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
It reminds her of poo.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
But being reminded of hairy minges is ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
She hangs out with lesbians so I guess it is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Fair enough!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I'd rather you didn't
I have enough people going "Hurr, steers and queers hurr durr."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Do you reply "I'mma steer my foot up yo' ass, beyatch!"?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Nope, but I will now!
*writes down*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
The steak was nice too etc
www.b3tards.com/u/d428866fa3abf02a2e6a/download1.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
:(
You shouldn't gag on my meat
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
It's just a little too big for me : P

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Glad to hear it!
I relax my diet at weekends because giving up the joy of eating great food would turn 'living' into 'merely existing'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I can't see how a good diet includes more than two pounds of red meat at one sitting.
Is it recommended by the british beef society?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I try to avoid red meat as it is loosely linked to macular degeneration
Luckily my girlfriend's condition means it's less of a wrench that it rightfully should be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I don't want that, so I will ignore your advice.
*walks in to door frame*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
You can't catch it!
Not even from shagging!

Much as with wit, charm and style, you've either got it or you haven't. Most people will develop it to some extent in their 60s or 70s. I'm just lucky enough to have it now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I'll be dead by then so it doesn't really matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
That's the attitude!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
That's one I definitely don't have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)
I have a pic of you from Saturday that proves this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Nicking Amberl's dinner, perchance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)
No, you were untangling your hair
And happened to be pulling a gurny-moonface when I snapped a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)
After seeing you
I developed geniophobia.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Insecuritylolz
genio ithyphallo
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Congratulations
That is the first strikethrough I've ever seen where I don't know the meaning before or after
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)
You are a terrible penis, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)
What's it called
when you make it your life's work to eat as many endangered species as possible? I've got that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Details please
*produces RSPCA checklist*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)
I think it is called aristocracy.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I blame Bono
but only because a good Bono-blaming is the best way to cheer everyone up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
some of this lot are slow every day

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
*stares stupidly for five minutes*







Hey!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This makes me chortle every time...
http://new.mycalvinandhobbes.com/gallery2/comics/fulldeckofcards.gif.html
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Hahaha
Good work there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)
hello sextrot
how are you??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Sextrot? I like this
I'm fabulous darling, as if you needed to ask *snaps*

How you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
horrid
all sad and depressed today. humph!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Dearie me
I suggest vodka and man-cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
^ gay best friend talk RIGHT HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Yes dear, that was deliberate
It was that or outright SEX FLIRTING and I wouldn't want you getting jealous now, would I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
you can both flirt with me
that would cheer me RIGHT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Right *rolls up sleeves*
Um... nice tits. Allegedly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)
smooth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)
why thank you
yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Is this bender bother you, ma'am?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)
wow
cool, unrelenting machismo.

/swoons
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)
bender bother?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)
it was the "ma'am" that did me in

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I blame Sunday morning television
all you want to do is drink tea, eat toast and watch something that takes your mind off your life and what do the main channels give you? God squad and cunting cooking shows.

So you trawl through the other channels and it's all "Time Team" and "Scrapheap Challenge". Why have you only got 3 days to excavate the site? The program isn't in real time. Do a proper job and then tell us what you found you fucking arsehat!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)
I agree with this wholeheartedly.
I end up watching Supernanny repeats all morning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)
It's so bad I often go for a bike ride
It's a sad state of affairs when exercise is the best option
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
My housemate watches Sunday morning television
but it's all Gok Wan and Natalie Cassidy - My Life.

Abhorrent shite.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Does Natalie Cassidy - My Life
at any point involve the footage of her being hit repeatedly with the ugly stick?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
No, it's her breeding
and popping out a fugly sprog.

I think the kid was delivered by Doctor Fuck and Nurse Ugly.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
On my very bad days
when I have yet to apply my slap and tidy up my hair, I think I look a little like her. It frightens me, so I go and have a little cry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I end up watching "Magic's biggest jerk" or whatever it's called
the guy in the mask who ruins magic tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I still find it un-be-fucking-lievable that Natalie Cassidy is allowed on TV
I know it's a bit Aryan of me to insist that only attractive people become famous, but there has to be a bare minimum, doesn't there? Looking at her makes my eyes want to invert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
You should eat more red meat
You'll get this thing called Malcular Degeneration
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
If I wasn't so shit-scared of going blind I'd click this
Oh fuck it, go on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Don't get it confused with the disorder
you've already got, Masculine Degeneration; first symptom, limp wrists.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
You're on excellent form today I must say
I quite enjoy the prescribed treatment for this condition, even if everyone I know tells me it's not working
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Surely the amount of red meat thats been in you would make you almost blind.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Racist

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)
That's right, it weakens the tendons int he lower arm.
The next thing to go is the lower back muscles, resulting in a peculiar gait whilst walking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
this explains a lot about how i used to see you limping up windsor street

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Limping, hah!
You saw me striding purposefully in a masculine fashion, giving you trouble in not sliding off your leather car seats and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
oh yeah
that was it. sorry, i got confused.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)
No wonder you have trouble
with self-centred, vacuous men.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)
i've given up on men. you're all the same.
i have retired gracefully into spinsterhood, except that i am allergic to cats, so am slowly adopting a flock of budgies.

so far i have... 0 budgies.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Get a bald pussy
Edit: like this- www.ohchristwhatnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/shaved_grey_cat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
it would still make me sneeze
cats make me sneeze at 150 paces.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
You have not. You are seeing New Boy
Who may even turn out to be a Real Man, this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Please
budgies raging bulldykes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
hey
it tickles when you tar me with your brush
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Girls like tickling. I'm sure of this
Also, between the fork and now a brush, you're really stacking up the cock metaphors today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I don't understand how you can consider Scrapheap Challenge to be a bad thing.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
It was better with hte first girl on it
I didn't like the second one. They were both called Rogers. TRUFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I like the last 5-10 minutes where they drive their contraptions
but even Lisa Rogers can't make the first 20 mins of watching people act-up for the camera entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Lisa Rogers was a fox.
I say "was" because I lose interest after they start having babies.

I'm currently mourning Natalie Portman.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Yeah, I never felt the same way about Suzi whatsherface from the Gadget Show
after she had an ectopic pregnancy. They brought on Gail Porter as a substitute (it may have been Duncan Goodhew).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Suzi is a hound
Gail Porter was very attractive before the babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
They have a new girl now. Younger and prettier.
I bet Suzi wants to claw her eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Pollyanna Woodward.
Yes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
I read that as
rn nt
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I like pretending that I'm learning how to make things,
despite the fact that I'd have nailed my face to a wheel and welded my leg to some fire within five minutes of setting foot in the yard.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I also think they can stop pretending that they are up against a time limit.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I love cookery programmes and can even stomach Time Team in smallish doses.
Would you rather they had some accountancy programmes on?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
That might work, they could do it in the style of Time Team
"We have to prepare a set of consolidated group company accounts and a tax calculation, and as usual we only have 3 days to do it in"

"Allroight thar Tony, oive found a discrepancy in the doirectors loan account, get geophys in to 'ave a look"

And then the twat in the stripey jumper can get excited about something.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Sunday mornings?
I've heard legends of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I blame Nu Liabore.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I blame your FACE
heyyoooooo
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Hello sexy
How are things?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Sexy, FACE
heyooo

Great thanks :) Of too Hull this weekend, plus I get to see my Cats! Hooray.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Hull? You deserve the place.
I've not seen my cat in months, I miss the furry little bugger. We also should do something soon. I think it was fuckin' January last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I was thinking of shoehorning
Hot Shots: Part III into April at some point, maybe first weekend. But it's tough, I'll have been away both weekends previous and will need some time at home. :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
First weekend of April I'm either working like a dawg or up in Manchester.
So thanks for not doing it then. I'll acquire the Wicker Man at some point...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Ok, I can't do the second as I'm off home again...
*sigh*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)
The 3rd is Easter weekend, isn't it?
WE'RE DOOMED NEVER TO BE TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
It's spelled "Nullarbor"
you illiterate abo-hater.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Oh man
www.cracked.com/article/223_6-mental-illness-myths-hollywood-wants-you-to-believe/

Have a look at entry number 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I'm choosing to interpret this in a way you might not mean
and laugh myself stupid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
There was an absolutly fantastic advert last night that me'n'TGB saw for mental illness, where some guy asks another guy in an office "How are you feeling now?"
And it goes through verious senarios in the guy's head where he escapes or gets angry or starts crying... etc. In the end he goes "I have my good days and bad days, but I'm doing better".

We were both laughing and in the end it said it was about mental illness, we were like "Woh', that's some good advertising".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
I saw that one
Where he turned into dust or something
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)
That's the one, it seemed to have lasted most of the adbreak though, deffo more than just one slot.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Honestly, just get over it would you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

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