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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you eat too many your body turns into a massive egg. Then your hair grows back in a horrible shade of red and sprouts in unsightly amounts all over your upper lip. Upsides of this condition include a preternatural ability with advanced robotics. Downsides are uncontrollable megalomania and a speedy blue hedgehog for a nemesis.
( , Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So far the only person intent on doing me physical harm is myself.
( , Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

But I'm generally either very busy or utterly apathetic. Plus you live about as far away from me as is possible whilst being in the same country, and I like you.
Nonetheless, grrrrrrr *shakes fist*
( , Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I'll make you paaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

*laugh echoes through fabulously-decorated hollowed-out volcano lair*
( , Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)
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