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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yes
If you eat too many your body turns into a massive egg. Then your hair grows back in a horrible shade of red and sprouts in unsightly amounts all over your upper lip. Upsides of this condition include a preternatural ability with advanced robotics. Downsides are uncontrollable megalomania and a speedy blue hedgehog for a nemesis.
(, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'd love to have a nemesis
So far the only person intent on doing me physical harm is myself.
(, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I'd be happy to volunteer
But I'm generally either very busy or utterly apathetic. Plus you live about as far away from me as is possible whilst being in the same country, and I like you.

Nonetheless, grrrrrrr *shakes fist*
(, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Curse you, Darth Foxtrot!
I'll make you paaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)
MwahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
*laugh echoes through fabulously-decorated hollowed-out volcano lair*
(, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)
*click*

(, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

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