i fucking love a man in a tie
Alt: I quite love playing tennis and volleyball if you can imagine my fat arse trotting all over a court, I'm not very good at either, mind. But I still like to try.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not very good at sports in general
but I still like kicking footballs around.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

You are me AICMFP
I'm just going to give you a moment to let the abject horror of that statement sink in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

HI MY NAME IS ALFONSOBONGOLUXURYTHREEGRIDDLES AND I AM A MALE ANUS INSPECTOR FROM SOUTHAMPTON

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I have clicked this, for I like it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

That's the most insulting thing I've seen on here in a long while

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I am fucking dreadful at football
apart from taking corners for some reason. and getting in the way of the ball.

I have a habit of doing that in most other sports too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

awww yeah and I fucking love some basketball, me
but not with other people, because contact sport scares me
but I'll shoot the shit out of a basketball
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)