There's a simple scientific explanation for this:
you are gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Does homosexuality lead to a higher instance of supernatural encounters?
If it weren't such a potentially devastating loss to the gene pool, I might consider re-thinking my life style.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I heard
if you go wandering around Hampstead Heath in the middle of the night you get a horrifying feeling that you're not alone, and you can hear all this tortured moaning coming from the bushes. And even in daylight you can see little puddles of ecotplasm everywhere.

It's eerie to say the least.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I thought the moaning was Bill Oddie
complaining about not being taken seriously, and shaking off his Goodie image.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Yeah and Ron Davies 'looking for badgers'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

They should get that Yvette Fielding and Derek Acorah to look into it

( Kroney, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

They should get you and Jimmy Somerville to look into it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)