Anyone with half a brain would look at the language used in your letter and assume it was a precursor to legal action
This obviously raises the question of whether a woman who's allowed you to know her biblically has half a brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm hoping she thinks I am preparing to do this
and makes some concessions to avoid it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

In the absence of the viability of legal action,
using your mad letter-writing skillZ to make her believe it could be on the cards is an excellent idea.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I'm starting to feel slightly sick in my stomach
that I've started something I cannot finish and this was a terrible mistake - but the only other option I have is simply to carry on getting nowhere and having all my requests denied, so I thought fuck it and crossed my fingers...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)