Long thread is too long
I cunningly dealt with the clocks going forward this weekend by not going to bed until 5am on Saturday, then going surfing yesterday, followed by another late night. This meant that my drive to Dorset this morning featured the nearest to falling asleep at the wheel I have ever come. I had to stop and have a brief power nap on the way to make sure I didn't crash and die.

What's the most misguided thing you've done recently?

alt: good weekend?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:30, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My mate broke up with his girlfriend at the weeked so I spent it drinking heavily.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

good show of solidarity

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Are things that bad you get depressed when people you know come out of a failed relationship?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

He's so empathic.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Morning!
My car's in the garage today. This makes me feel trapped.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Are you locked in the boot?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yes, yes I am.
Luckily I brought my laptop with me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I hope it booted up okay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Oh ffs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Are you purposefully trying to drive me away from here?
Because it's working.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I was drinking with him by the way.
Bitches aint shit, was my catchphrase.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Bitches ain't shit indeed, they're crazy
Men are shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

*wibble*

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

no, he just sees the ex as another rapey victim
"i'll just text her and make sure she's ok..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Ask him if he'll put in a good word for you with her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

i beat you to it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Made thai green curry last night
this in itself was not misguided, however rubbing my eyes with chillified hands was. Still sodding smarts this morning.
(berk, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Could be worse
You could have given your boyfriend a little manual relief.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I was going to strikethrough the a in manual, replace it with an e, and then somehow try and write it as if the character from Fawlty Towers was in the throes of orgasm.

I couldn't do it without it being shit though, so do me a favour, imagine I did that, and it was really funny.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

HAHAHA!
*wipes away a tear, then highfives HARD*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

much appreciated

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I was thinking along those lines but couldn't be bothered.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Number of girls who've said that to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Very true
or I could have had a wank. Although he's not my boyfriend, just a boy...thing. At the minute.
(berk, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

BOOOOYYYYYYYFFFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

BERK HAS A BOYFRIEND!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

But more importantly, will she ever get to watch that DVD?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

GOOOOOOOOOONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
minestrone and pesto soup, go go go!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Driving while tired is the most misguided thing I do.
I've been saved by those rumle strips a few times, and had to slap myself around the face to get some adrenelin pumping too.

Alt. Good weekend, strolling about the Chilterns, and watching a herd of wild Fallow deer. Tried out Monty's Chimmichurri sauce on some steaks, which were rather good, and his Normandy Pork dish too. I'm feeling a little too rotund this morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

was on single carriageway, so no rumble strips
I was starting to get concerned
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

You're a big part of the second most misguided thing I've done recently
The first is directly related; waking up on Saturday and thinking "England have a real chance today"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

HAHA!
I can't quite believe they did as badly as they did. But then again, we lost to fucking Ireland.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

It's not just that we lost to Ireland, it's that they were 111-5 chasing 328 and we lost
Saturday was embarrassing though. England got more goals than wickets. Can't remember the last time that happened.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This was my birthday cake this year.


It was fucking brilliant
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Your Mrs is a star.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

That is a good cake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I'll pass on the cake but I do like Piper-Heidsieck though.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Nope, you can't have my fizzy wine unless you have cake too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

All aboard the Battenburg train

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Went out on Thursday.
It was fun, but not worth the exhaustion.

Alt: S'ok. Would have been better if I weren't ill.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Yep, a good weekend
Friday was out for Thai/Indian food which my mate paid for. Many beers + hot and sour soup + jalfrezi = good. Maths innit

Saturday was outside quite a lot as it was pleasant. Haircut to stop the "sheep" look I was sporting.

Sunday, more outside with the kids. Birdthday party for daughter's mate in the afternoon. More outside with bikes. Sunday roast chicken dinner

Misguided thing? I would say buying a new car for the missus. £10,000 we cant afford.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

On the plus side.
In a couple of years time that car will only be worth £3,000 that you won't be able to afford, so that'll make you feel a bit better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

*cheers up*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

What sort of car did you buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

A Ford Focus Titanium something or other

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

A shiny one for his wife

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

She bought it, not me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

That is cool
I assume the pipe is an optional extra
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Mandatory I'm afraid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

*buys two*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

So easy to push your budget

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Indeed it is
Good job she hadn't just been on a year's maternity leave returned back on 3 days a week eh? Oh..
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'm looking for a 1.6 zetec climate for £5k - the best I've found is £5.5K
which doesn't sound like m uch, but we need a new bed, buggy other baby shit and that £500 would go a long way!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

My ex next door neighbour is a car salesman.
He couldn't even beat the price we got at mate's rates.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

you should get a better car
something german.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

too expensive and in this bracket not wortg the added initial investment
plus later more expensive servicing and parts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

A car isn't an investment, it's a hole to throw money into
A focus is probably the best value car to get from that segment
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

they are annoying though.
my next car will be a VW T5 van.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Dunno, there isn't much really in terms of reliability and quality amongst car manufacturers these days, particularly in that segment
That said I always go Teutonic
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Mine's German and it's a complete pup.
Because it's German, it's also a complete pig to work on.

That was a two animal metaphor, so you know I'm serious.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

In answer to both above posts
I sometimes forget that I get cheap parts and servicing etc. because my brother's mate is a splendid fellow.

Still though, there are a lot of things that piss me off about Fords that would stop me ever buying one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I quite agree, I'd never have another Ford.
I've driven my share of them and they're totally uninvolving. They're little more than school-run shuttles. Still, parts are cheap and plentiful so if you're just after something to get you to the shops and back, they'll do fine. Just don't expect the wheel and pedals to feel connected to anything, that's all.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I find things like the positioning of vents
and the way that, unlike all sensible cars, you have to press the end of the lever to spray the front screen, rather than pulling the thing towards you very irritating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah, that irritates the piss out of me.
I like Jap cars because the indicator stalk is on the right side, built as they are for driving on the correct side of the road.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

YM wrong
The majority of the population are right-handed, so having the right-hand side closest to oncoming traffic is clearly the wisest course in terms of reacting to issues.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

The focus is best in class for driving involvement

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

great weekend but lots of work and vodka
these things are bad for my brain and make me say/text stupid things.

i hate being a girl sometimes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Pray tell
What did you text that you shouldn't have?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Dear Bert, I've really missed you...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Why is that?
I love drunk texts, is all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

...we both know what we did was wrong
but it felt so right, at least to me. If we keep it quiet, people may never find out. Look at the bright side, our children are going to have only a slightly raised disposition to various crippling genetic disorders lol!

Yours etc,
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

a slightly raised disposition to various crippling genetic disorders lol! Three eyes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

forget it!
i am not revealing that to the unsympathetic eyes of you lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You know you want to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

no
i know YOU want me to.

i am in a good mood today because EAT has the amazing minestrone and pesto soup again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

but breasts make it all better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Yes, it is too early to tell him you want to have his babies.
Sorry, should I have said this before now?
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Women think this far earlier than they ever let on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

not all of us
ghastly thing to do to one's life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

The hormones will get you, mark my words

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

hormones darkies
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

no they won't
i have amazing nieces and nephew. that will do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

people are always saying to me and the mrs that we'll change our minds about wanting kids.
they don't know what the fuck they are talking about.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

People are always saying that to me, too.
They're always surprised by the vehemence of my counter argument.

It's expected that people my age will start having children. You just have to get used to it, I guess.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

yeah
I'm expecting far more of it once I am married.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Part of my family is Catholic.
You can imagine the inquisitions I have to sit through.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

+ about the choirboys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Catholic family I know has 7 kids in it
The oldest, was the favourite, he's now come out as gay...I think the parents hope he'll change his mind.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

my mate's mrs is one of 12
she can't wait to start firing them out. I suspect her very convenient ME will disappear when that happens.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

True, some people never want them
But the simple fact is that women particularly are biologically prepossessed to have children, so whilst a girl in her twenties may say I NEVER want children it is quite possible that changes in her biology over the years will mean that she changes her "mind".
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

my mrs is approaching 30
and wants them less now than ever before. Her nieces are as pleasant and well-behaved as children get, and didn't give much in the way of sleepless nights and such and she still doesn't want them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It won't happen to everyone, I certainly wasn't that keen on having one
but now when I listen to my wife's belly at night and the little bugger kicks me in the face I can't wait to meet him/her!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

awwww!
You soft cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Ah man it's fucking incredible.
To be honest though, it only starts to get really, really good when they're about one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Yeah I know the little girl mentioned below is amazing
I've had the chance to watch her grow up and it's really changed my attitude
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

and it's delightful when they turn 13
and go moody, secretive, hogging the bathroom and the phone and your cash and demanding designer clothes and haircuts and to have their friends round so they can eat you out of house and home and ignore you and get drunk and barf everywhere and eventually turn 18 and fuck off to university...

oh yeah, who wouldn't want that?!?!?

i'm being flippant, in case you didn't guess, to misquote homer simpson.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I do hope it turns out to be a nicer teenager than me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Not all teenage girls are spoilt little shits, you know.
My sister was lovely at that age.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Bert?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I asked for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I appreciate that it would be rewarding in many ways
but I can't get over the thought that it might be fucking awful and I don't want to take the risk.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Fair point
I suppose the difficulty is that you have limited time to decide. It's no good when your fifty thinking I wish I'd had kids as the time has passed.

ON the other hand you may see you friends bogged down with sprogs while you surf the world and enjoy yourself!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I just can't see us being able to do it financially for a good while
and being fucking skint while going through it would put massively unnecessary strain on things. I'm happy enough with my reasons for not wanting them, but when I try and tell people I get concerned that they sound massively shallow and self-centred. I don't have a problem with being that way, but don't like other people realising it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I don't want children because I want to spend my money
on cars, toys and holidays. I'm shallow and I don't care if people know it.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I'd just be a terrible parent.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

that too.
people say I'd be great. They clearly don't know me very well at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

This week I shall find out if the letter I wrote my ex was a terrible error of judgement on my part,
or not.

Alt: not bad thank you. Enjoyed the mild weather a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Was this your request for overnight access?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

It has taken a phenomenal amount of restraint and recollection of how sensitive an issue this is to Monty
for me to not strikethrough the above
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I wrote a +, then thought better of it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Yes,
and to see my ex's schools research, and to be able to take my child to my mother's 60th birthday lunch in May. All OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS, I'm sure you agree.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You awkward bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

What are the next steps if she refuses to change her position?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Flip her over and grab the lube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Well really it's back to court, but I can't afford to do it.
I am basically fucked, here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Are there not any Legal Aid type things available for this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I earn too much to qualify.
It's alright though because my ex gets it, being a parasite and all. So that's OK.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I suggest you poison her
some kind of convoluted scheme can't go wrong.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Some kind of bizarre incident involving a horse maybe?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Anyone with half a brain would look at the language used in your letter and assume it was a precursor to legal action
This obviously raises the question of whether a woman who's allowed you to know her biblically has half a brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'm hoping she thinks I am preparing to do this
and makes some concessions to avoid it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

In the absence of the viability of legal action,
using your mad letter-writing skillZ to make her believe it could be on the cards is an excellent idea.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I'm starting to feel slightly sick in my stomach
that I've started something I cannot finish and this was a terrible mistake - but the only other option I have is simply to carry on getting nowhere and having all my requests denied, so I thought fuck it and crossed my fingers...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

A mate of mine was in a similar position to you.
It was awful, everytime he took his ex to court it cost him money he could have spent on his son, especially as she'd refuse to cooperate with what the court had instructed.

She was safe in the knowledge that the court won't take any action against her as if they impose a financial penalty, that'll be robbing the kid of much needed money, and they aren't going to send her down as 'a kid needs a mother'.

Have you tried to speaking to the mother of your ex and seeing if she'll apply any pressure on her daughter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Her mother is an utter, utter cunt and definitely the parent my ex gets her unpleasantness from.
Her father is a nice, quitely spoken and utterly henpecked man who just wants a quiet life. He'll be of no use but probably sympathises.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

interesting to hear what happens with the letter.
the weather certainly helps the mood.

Surfing yesterday in the sun was absolutely splendid. Despite still needing to wear a thick wetsuit, boots, gloves and very nearly a hood as well, it was still like a taste of summer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I wore shorts all weekend
I was in a great mood! Apart from certain times in the club on Friday night.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Were they the times when I was licking your face?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

They were among them, yes.
Does your wife still have those pictures?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I feel noticably cheerier for a bit of sun.
I will post a summary of the reply I get when it arrives, if you like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

A good friendf of mine has a beautiful 2 year old girl
The father is an aggressive, violent, lazy and selfish bastard who pays no maintenance what so ever.

He is not named on the birth certificate so has no legal obligation to do so, however the little girl wants to see her Dad so dickhead can't be cut out of their lives entirely. It's the worst of both worlds in a way.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)