I thought you were taking the piss out of Poppet at first
If you've got a rat in your kitchen I suggest you give him or her food and water and cuddles. I love rats.

Alt: yes please, I think I've pulled a muscle in my thigh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 8:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You have pulled many a muscle in your time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)

This is true
On this occasion I blame jogging. Most of the other times, wanking. Sorry, is that what you were trying to imply?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Something like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)