Anything for you darling
ANYTHING I can afford or arrange without great effort on my part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Really?
I want a pony.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Please see edit above
Unless pony has another, ideally non-monetary, rhyming slang that I'm unfamiliar with, you might need to scale it down a bit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

So I can have anything I want as long as it doesn't cost money?
Gideon Osborne's head on a stick please.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Please see further edit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

So it's not 'anything' for me, is it?
*sulks*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It gets worse
If you do move before August I'm going to have to rethink your birthday present. It's not exactly something I can post.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Not fair!
Anyways, must dash for the time being. My mum and sisters are off on holiday and I have to go say bye to them, since I'm missing Mother's day and the youngest's birthday. I might be back this afternoon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

OK babe
Speak later
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)