I have been mauled by a dobermann (aged 6) claw marks, inner thigh
Shut my penknife on my finger join (aged 12) laceration left forefinger, second knuckle

Fallen over whilst drunk onto some rust barbed wire (aged 19) 3 x lacerations outer thigh, minus one pint blood approx.

I'm not the accident prone one in my family. My brother's broken both collarbones, cut his face open with a razorblade and smashed all of his front teeth out. Oh, and he somehow managed to rip his scrotum open on a bike gear sprocket.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)