I think this is the favourite text message I've ever received, from a mate at the game today (where a statue of Michael Jackson was unveiled)
"There was a bloke dressed up as MJ running and dancing round policemen outside the ground before the game, telling them that they couldn't arrest him because he was dead".

Our club is full of people who have lost their marbles.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)