You instantly lost this potential argument by saying "I'm in a band"
Probably very smugly.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wasn't looking for an argument
and I've heard my band, there's not a lot to be smug about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

My mate's band headlined a gig with Oasis supporting.
Does that make me smug or just really fucking old?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

It makes you fucking irresponsible
Just think of the suffering your mate could have averted with a couple of well-placed bullets
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I could have done it myself, I was there.
They were shit then and they didn't get any better.

I'm very sorry. I feel I've let the world down badly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Your contrition is acceptable
How could you possibly have known that such a godawful band would achieve such prominence?

What were your mate's band called, anyway?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

They've been through about 5 incantations
I think they were called Painted Desert back then. Can't be certain. They turned down a deal with Food about then. Then Unit, he then played lead guitar in Jack for a bit but decided that he'd have a "normal" career instead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)