FACTS
- If you don't fill up the coffee machine at work with water after you've used it someone will shout at you.
- The best way to avoid doing more work is to answer "yes" when anyone asks if you are busy.
- The man at the shop on the corner where I live barely grunts at me when I go there however my girlfriend likes him because he is 'very friendly'.(not a work fact, but still a fact)
- Last week I ran over my foot with the wheel of my chair while lording it in my multi coloured socks. This hurts.
- The plant in the corner of my office has no natural enemies in the office environment. Apparently in the wild snails love them.
- The plant in the corner of my office was grown in a greenhouse and was "definitely not grown in a greenhouse that looks like an office to get it ready for it's future life....you moron!!". This helpful fact was provided by my colleague.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)