I would rather drink a glass of rusty razorblades than watch Big Brother.
Still, it keeps the retarded masses happy enough, right? If people want to watch it, they'll watch it. If not (as I suspect), Desmond has pissed a right royal sum of money up the wall.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Darling!
I hope this day finds you well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Meh, so so.
I read this. It's from 2003, but it made me laugh and it's about cricket, so I thought you might like it: www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2003/mar/14/cricketworldcup2003.overbyoverreports?CMP=twt_gu

So, you know I told BB about why I was all pissy the other day? Turns out he was smashed while we were on the phone and doesn't remember me being crazy at him. But he did say nice things at the time. Is this good or bad? I can't decide.

How are you? How's Arty?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

What about this one from Wimbledon last year?
www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/jun/23/wimbledon-2010-tennis-live
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I'd read so much more about sport if it were all written like that.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Will finish reading that as the day goes on. Excellent start though, thank you for the link
Arty is OK thank you, still adjusting but he'll live, which is the most important thing. As regards BB... hard to say, he could have told you he was pissed before letting you go off on one. But it's nice that he made the effort regardless.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

No, he told me last night that he'd been pissed.
He phoned me to apologise and say he hoped he hadn't made a twat of himself (he hadn't). Glad to hear about Arty.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

It's said that alcohol lowers your inhibitions and you tend to say what you really mean.
That could be bollocks though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Yeah, just not sure if I should tell him all the crazy again though.
Oh well.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

He'll figure it out either way.
Maybe it was just stuff you needed to get off your chest.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah. To be honest, I think I feel better about it this way.
I get to be mental, and he doesn't know. Win win. I'll have to talk to him when he's drunk more often.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

He genuinely sounds like a very sweet, very caring guy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

He is :(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

How DARE he
Don't make me hoist you by your own petard again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah, that was uncomfortable.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)