ask mummy to buy it you for yor birthday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My mummy is in India at the moment.
She flew out on Saturday - the night before she left she....went out for a curry.

In God's name WHY? Curry in Winchester is really shit, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm lead to believe that Indian curry features much less meat than we see over here
*something about this not bothering your mother, meat, etc*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

90% of the Indian population are vegetarian so that would be right.
It's only those of Mughal descent ie the muslims that eat meat and there are proportionally fuck all of them. That said even if they weren't all veggie for religious reasons most of 'em couldn't afford meat anyway. The cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Classic Monty
Impressive level of detail, casual racism and a "cunts" at the end. Bravo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)