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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thank you!Yes, she'd get it. Caroline Campbell her name was. Well done, sir.
Things that would stop me plowing Courtney Love;
- Her face
- A body that no amount of surgery can salvage
- The fact that her fanny has turned three men gay, not including Billy Corgan who's not fooling anyone
- The certainty of AIDS and, worse, people knowing you'd shagged Courtney Love
- The likelihood that shortly after the sex you'd start taking heroin, kill yourself or be asked to write her godawful band's next album
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
you should print that and laminate it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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It is probably the most factually accurate thing I've ever written(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
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