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Would you ever compliment a stranger? Have any of you actually received a compliment, without it being sarcastic? Or from your parents?
What's it like?
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That did make me officelolIt was nearly as funny as when Eric Idle said it 40 years ago
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Al said I had lovely hair.I hate it when those young charity hawkers in the street shout hello gorgeous at me thinking I'm going to fall at their feet and give them money. Idiots!
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girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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You said I give good hugs.And I'm quite strange.
Which is most or less the answer to the question.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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I said you were daft, not strange.And I think your hug felt good because I really needed it at the time.
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girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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You remind me of a pepper-pot.I hope you take that as a condiment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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I know, I hate it tooWhat would they think if we start calling them names on the street? Even if they're nice. Most men hate been called "love" "mate" "bro" but if they call you something they're just being nice. My ass.
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i always meet and compliment women in bar bathrooms when i'm drunklast time i told a girl she had such pretty hair, we were insta-friends, and she took a picture with me later
last weekend a bloke told me i was awesome and i looked 23
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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Women don't like it when i compliment them in bar bathrooms for some reason.(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
See the problem with you being an american with a b3tan sense of humour is thatI have no idea if this is a compliment or a scathing put down.
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not sure if it's considered a compliment from me, but i honestly found it funny(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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A guy complimented me in the mens bathrooms onceWe're still friends!
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"friends with bumefits"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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I had a weird experience recentlyI was walking up to the train station when visiting my parents, and it was windy and my hair was everywhere etc etc. I noticed a guy staring at me- he then stopped dead in his tracks and waved really awkwardly at me. I gave him a funny look and he shuffled off.
I didn't know him. He looked early-mid twenties and a bit internet shut in. I was a bit creeped out. Am I the acceptable target level for an autist?
Actually, don't answer that.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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I wouldn't be surprised.It was all very bizarre. The way I tell it makes it sound like it was innocent, it was very creepy in reality.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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They're a bit...fluffy, aren't they?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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They're mental, they are obsessed with catching spammers and that the whole world is against them.(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
in their defenceit is.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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The relentless GC-calling does wear thin.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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A total random told me I looked very dapper on my way to work onceGiven that he didn't even break stride, I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to bum me
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He didn't try and bum you as you were curling one out at the time.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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Of course!Although if I did curl one out in the street then you'd try and fuck me
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I'd be too busy sniffing lamp posts to bother with that.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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He probablyhad bet with his friends that he could do something like that. Nothing to worry about.
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I get compliments about my beard quite a lot these dayswhich is quite pleasant, as long as they don't try and touch it without asking if they can.
Without wanting to sound too smug, at the end of my last gig some guy came up, reached out to give me a handshake and said "awesome guitar dude". Which was also nice.
Not sure about the complimenting a stranger thing. I make a point of complimenting people and praising them when it's due, but only with pepole I know so far.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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Do people really touch your beard?Non b3tan people? That's just weird.
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almost exclusively drunk people.I try and stop them. if they ask, and they are a hot girl, then I might let them.
it is quite weird though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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I just had to talk to a BRUMMIEfor TEN MINUTES
Someone tell me a joke
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NahGet a kipper tie first
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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Noddy Holdergoes into a tailor's and says to one of the assistants,
"I'm re-forming Slade, I want to buy some new stage clothes. I need a pair of flared trousers, a wide collar shirt, platform boots and a mirrored top hat.
"Kipper Tie?" asks the assistant
"Oh thanks" says Noddy "2 sugars please."
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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I'd imagine most blokes have complimenteda woman they had not met before at some point, most likely in the pub/club
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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Many years ago a bloke once said I looked striking.I'm still not sure if it was a compliment or not.
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girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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Only if they were in really shit bands named after characters from GreaseI'm very particular
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Sportscow apparently got to second base with Lauren Laverne in some grotty club in the late 90's(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Lauren Laverne was in a band?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:15,
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just so you knowI would still fuck her
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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One should never let being in a shit band stop one plowing a ladyAlthough I am finding it surprisingly difficult to think of an example
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I was going to say Courtney Lovebut among many other things, her face would stop you.
The bassist was alright though, she'd get it if I remember correctly.
What about the bint from Kill II This?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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Thank you!Yes, she'd get it. Caroline Campbell her name was. Well done, sir.
Things that would stop me plowing Courtney Love;
- Her face
- A body that no amount of surgery can salvage
- The fact that her fanny has turned three men gay, not including Billy Corgan who's not fooling anyone
- The certainty of AIDS and, worse, people knowing you'd shagged Courtney Love
- The likelihood that shortly after the sex you'd start taking heroin, kill yourself or be asked to write her godawful band's next album
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you should print that and laminate it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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It is probably the most factually accurate thing I've ever written(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
ah, that's what was being talked about the other daythe name rang a bell, but not as a band.
Not listening to radio 1 has done me massive favours over the years.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Whilst radio 1 is utter pony you can do worseI cannot standlocal radio, with their "read a bit from the paper" bit, the "laugh at something unfunny with your female sidekick" bit and the fucking advertising!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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Exeter is lucky in that it has the shit local radioand the good local radio.
I mostly listen to radio 4 in the car. although I hate the cunts on the today programme.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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I've recently settled on Radio 2Proof, if proof were needed, that I'm getting old
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I don't mind Simon Mayo, but i hate the music they play, needs MOAR METAL(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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^thisI was thinking just last night that even stations like Planet Rock don't quite cater for my tastes. Nor do things like Kerrang or XFM or anything.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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Me eitherThe older I get the more I realise that most of the alternative stuff on the radio now is bobbins, and that a lot of what I loved back in the day has not aged well
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Xfm is pouch when it comes to rockthey are indy felching piss monkeys these days.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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don't get it down my way anywaythere aren't even any rock shows on the local stations.
I just don't bother most of the time. If I want music I'll listen to my CDs or ipod.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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tell that to a kangaroo(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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If you never listen to Radio 1 you may yet be blissfully unaware of the horror of Auto-tuneAlthough it does mean you've missed out on the comedy gold provided by Chris Moyles and Scott Mills on a daily basis. I don't know how you live with it.
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I listen to it more now then everthey are amusing about 10% of the time. the rest of the time they are shitcunts.
I also hate audience participation on the radio, and I loathe most of the wankers who are on radio 1 as "DJs"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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Agreed on both countsHard to believe how much money goes into getting the likes of that charisma vacuum Greg James to talk to some 14-year-old about their favourite member of the Saturdays
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Why? Why do DJ's insist on talking to the public?Why do give one single solitary flying fuck about Dave on the M6 on his way to Mad-chester for a night out? As far as I'm concened he can crash and burn and then get run over.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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exactly my attitudeit's fine for something like the Popmaster quiz they have on Radio 2. I can accept that. Anything else is exactly as you say.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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Actually, I've had my style complimented several times in the past, when I was thinner and thus more flamboyant.Most recently I had a guy ask where my tights were from as his drunk friend had ruined his girlfriend's and she needed to find a replacement pair.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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The complimenting on my style is, the tights not so muchit's sad that I don't get it so much any more :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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I find it nicethat I get it a lot less, specially as it can be quiet stressful in Spain, where you can't eat an ice cream on the street with men every 5 min saying something about their cocks... and if you don't smile back to them, then you're premenstrual old bitch. Stupid.
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I wanted to tell a lady that she smelt nicethe other day ansd request what brand of perfume she was wearing (for the misses you see) but it sounded really creepy in my head so i let her go.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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I hate to tell you this mate,but "I let her go" sounds pretty damn creepy too. It sounds like you've kidnapped a woman based on sense of smell but lacked the bottle to talk to her having done so.
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Yeah that's not really something you say to a stranger.A bit silence of the lambs.
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I got told I have nice handwriting by a lady in a shop when I was filling out a form....It's all old school and cursive. No block printing from me!
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I like to think that cursive means you write like:"The fucking Archduke of cunting London"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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WellI've been told things on the street, and two things can happen. If it's something nice and well said, he'll get a smile; if it's something silly or rude, I'll just keep walking. In both cases, I don't like it. I don't like having to hear what you think about me, when I don't care and I haven't said anything about you.
What I hate the most is when I've had a bad day and I get someone to tell me to smile, love. Why? Who are you to tell me? Do I tell you how to dress or walk or talk so that you don't look like a rapist? Then leave me alone.
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I hate people who walk down the street smilingWhat do they know that I don't? Or are they simply Jesus freaks with a couple of love eggs in?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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I'm usually happyand listening to podcasts, so not only smile, but laugh. But if I'm having a bad day, don't you tell me what I have to do or I'll kick you!
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If anyone on the street tells you to smile say you're either on your period or just had a miscarriagethey'll never do it again.
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Hahaha!That's very good! I'm going to do it next time for sure :)
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people usually ask me why I look so meangee, how many people ask me that? people don't fucking smile all of the time and this is the face i was born with, don't like it? look elsewhere
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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ExactlyUse the miscarriage technique!
Or maybe you should ask them why they're so ugly and if it's only today that they woke up with that face or it's something that happens every day.
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i just couldn't say that, as a woman, i just couldn't do it(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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Ok, no the miscarriage thingit's a bit too hard. But something very bad too, like I just saw a man being killed on the street or something like that.
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"I had a premonition that some ugly, stupid cunt was going to spoil my day"(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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"I was hoping if I made this face you wouldn't talk to me"(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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"because everytime I fucked your mum she baked me a cake"(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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i'd be smiling then, no?"because your girlfriend won't go down on me anymore"
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:39,
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hahahalike it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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Someone complimented me on my driving the other day.They left a note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'
So that was nice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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I couldn't understandwhat was wrong with his post. Then I read it again. I think it's funny.
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Once or twice a month someone tells me I look considerably younger than I am.I will never tire of hearing it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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Now that you mention ityou look considerably younger than you are.
BTW, how old are you?
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Thirty-five.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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But young-looking, apparently.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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it's all the foetuses you devour that does it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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Tasty tasty pre-babies.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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This is good, Mr birthday twinI am 36 and our long lost sister (my mate Linda) is 37 on the 4th
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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Perhaps we should get together and celebrate me being younger than the pair of you.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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or beat you to death with your 15" black rubber cockEDIT:
I get to wind her up about this every year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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I often find beating someone to death with my 15" black rubber cock doesn't offer the best of first impressions.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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i just said up there that i got told i look 23 but i'm still 28
and you're still older than me
old
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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When you get to 35 I'll tell you you're oldand you'll cry and I'll smile a wry smile because I'll probably have a kitten in a jar.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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Yeah but I'll have a kitten in a jar.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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Totally worth it.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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i hope it's a massive jar with a ship in and the kitten is hanging from a rope like a pirate(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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Some bloke in the pub the other week kept telling me I didn't look my age.The annoying thing is he never shut the fuck up about it because I suspect he was trying to get into my knickers.
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girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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And you didn't like him because...he was too tall/short/blond/brunette/funny/serious...?
Just joking, I'm with you on this one.
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He was about four foot tall and four foot wide.And from Bolton.
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girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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Was he Spongebob Squarepants?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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Oh, you made me laugh, you sirYou should get brownie points for this.
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I get told I look older a lotPeople assume I'm my sister's age and she's my age. I don't mind it that much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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After being at my 20 year school reunion at the weekendI am much happier about looking as old as I do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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I can't think of anything worse than a school reunionmost of the people in my year were boring or cunts. and I see almost all the rest on a regular basis.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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It was actually really goodVery odd, but good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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I take great pleasure that a lot of people from school don't recognise me any morebecause my hair isn't long, I have a big beard and I'm not (quite so) fat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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I was told I dont look any differentthis worries me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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One of my best friends from school has virtually not aged at alldespite years of hard drinking, smoking and puff. I have no idea how he does it but now he's losing the hair around his crown and I feel a little sorry for him.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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This.All the people I still want to see from school I see.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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No, half of them looked about 10 years older than me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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did the lot of them have kids right out of school? (
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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Some of them have just aged badlyOthers appear to have sold their soul for eternal youth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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oh grossmy high school reunion is coming up and instead of sending out proper invitations the sent out emails
and as if they didn't get the hint when I didn't respond, they sent me a fucking reminder!
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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You get invites?We create an event on Facebook and meet at a restaurant, usually around Christmas.
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oh yeah, it's a weekend thing, tailgating thing on friday at the football game, dinner and dance on saturdaythen a family picnic on sunday to show off the reason you got married right out of highschool
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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tailgating?is that where you all hang out by your pickups drinking beer?
tailgating here means following ridiculously close in a car.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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basically but it won't actually be a tailgate party, since it'll be at the football gameI think they're just trying to make it sound fun
like it's something they don't already do every weekend anyway
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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it was cool in the 70s(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:08,
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I was cool in the 70s.Actually, no I wasn't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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it's cool here stillbut if you're planning an event for people to look forward to, why make it the same shit you'll be doing all summer anyway?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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if you'll be doing it all summerit means you enjoy it, so why not use it as the basis for an event?
my stag do is going to be something that I do loads, but it's about the people (and the not paying for stuff).
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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because it's a fucking high school reunion, we're not 18 anymore, if they want a house party what's the point in making it an event(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:28,
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fair enoughjust playing devil's advocate. I think reunions are a shit idea and only cunts like them. Yes, sportscow I'm talking to you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:33,
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I'm just saying, if you want to talk to people from school, you'd do it anyway right?(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:46,
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yeah totallyI'm fully on your side of this one
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54,
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A whole weekend?No way! Why would anyone want to do something like that?
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so they have plenty of time to show how superior they are to you?(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:28,
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don't plan on going actuallyit's filled with people that make two facebook pages, one for their business where they add everyone they know and then personal where they add only people they like
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47,
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Last time I went to a nightclub I had my arse groped by a girl.Does that count?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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Not if it was lusty.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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so they did it with cold detachment?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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I did at the time. She was only at the fucking bar.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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The fucking bar?What kind of nightclub was this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:04,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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I'm going out on a limb hereby saying that not only have I resigned from strikethroughs (apart from under extremely rare circumstances the likes of which I cannot currently conceive
*These circumstances, actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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by saying that not only have I resigned from strikethroughs (apart from under extremely rare circumstances the likes of which I cannot currently conceive of) but I have also gone off them to the point of irritation.
a cunt
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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I know, me too, I just can't stop though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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also "the likes of which I cannot currently conceive of"
oh Monty
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01,
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It's very poor. I will edit.Sorry Dad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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Ha, I like that.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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It was flattering but embarrassing. I'm going with 'no'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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But you doubtdon't you? Mmmm... I see a problem here. Would you lie on the coach, please?
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haha!I hope you mean couch, not coach
/Cliff Burton lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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Depends, where's the coach going to?I have to be somewhere at 7pm.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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I don't have any problems.*tries manfully to keep a straight face*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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I've chosen not to smile for photos anymorebecause I've decided that smiling makes me look like a fat drunk
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:42,
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I have multi eyelet all starsThese
Some kids told me I had awesome shoes at a train station. I was very happy to get my tits out for them.
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Peej, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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those are crazynever seem them before.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:04,
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it has put me in mind of that maggoty tit picture that someone put on qotw yesterday thoughwhich I don't like
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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Oh the old 'seedpod tits' pic?Snopes/photoshop classic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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yeahit doesn't even look real, and I didn't mind it yesterday, but looking at Phillie's shoes has actually nauseated me somewhat because of the memory (of the mammary)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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what the fuck are those?they look far too complicated and faffy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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Are you sure they weren't being sarcastic?I would have been. They're fucking hideous, old boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:19,
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Chompy ChompyI've found a news link that is guaranteed to generate less interest amongst B3tans than anything you could ever hope to post ever. Apologies that it's not BBC.
www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2011/apr/12/the-x-factor-simon-cowell
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I bet he's applied for that bender dancing one, though.Him and Louis Spence - it's like they were separated at birth.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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I despise Louis Spencehe is the worst person ever to have existed
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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I'm with you on thatit's like he's taken some super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pill.
I wish he would just sashay off out of existence.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:15,
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I'd happily make him bite the kerbAmerican History X style
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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predictable strikethrough is predictable(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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I was going to write 'Towel', but remembered they don't actually shove it in his mouth, just choke him with itSo I decided to go for the obvious and unfunny one, as usual.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:25,
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I'm assuming that you have seen American History X(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35,
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Nope. Has it got 'Nic' Cage in it?(I know it hasn't, I'm just doing my dad's 'feign ignorance of something as a way of appearing supercilious' trick)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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you should watch itit's about white supremacist Nazi types in America. It's a good film.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41,
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This post is superb for several reasons.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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1. It's completely true.2. I myself am a frequent hyphenater (hyphenator?), much more than anyone else, it seems to me
3. I am amused by the idea of a 'super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pill' a lot - despite the fact that the seemingly-widespread* availability of these pills makes B3ta horrendous a lot of the time
4. I also approve of wishing death upon people A LOT.
Will they do for now?
*there I go, hyphenating like a good'un
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:29,
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You're the one with the 'love pills' around here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:34,
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if the evidence is anything to go byhe particularly loves super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pills
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35,
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that's my unclean easy mistake to make, because they look alike, but my uncle is actually gay
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:37,
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He scores them off your dad too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:38,
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he used to play his organ in Bristol cathedral(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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Thank youI just thought, given the topic of the thread, that a compliment might be nice.
After great reflection, the nicest thing I can say about you is that you have produced a very cute human-being.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:34,
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I take great umbrage at that, Internet NemesisHow fucking dare you insinuate Louis Spence and I were separated at birth.
He's 8 years older than me.
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fuckthat makes him even older than me. Though I'm hardly impressed that you know how old he is. Did you get that fact from your dreamboat file?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:21,
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I would have thought that by now I've established that my brain holds vast quantities of completely useless information(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
*throws flowers*MORE! MOOOORE!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:25,
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Michael Lush?RIP. Taken from us in his prime by that cunt Edmonds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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Saturday Roadshow lolsI was actually referring to 'George Michael'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:42,
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If you'd ever heard me sing you would understand how flawed that question isThe fact that you have not, to date, ripped your ears off your head to try and extinguish the exquisite agony suggests that you have not heard me sing.
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Live at the end of term do,on the sports field, Kendall on two 70s record players with no records on them and no mixer. Wearing a 'Blues Brothers' outfit.
Expertly-observed hip hop there from the GH massive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:33,
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It's on YouTube if you'd like me to find it for you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:36,
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I'd be interested in seeing if I remembered it right, actually.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41,
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From 3mins 30secswww.youtube.com/watch?v=1LIyJjkACBg
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:44,
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From Coronation Street*? You bent cunt.*popular culture from 8 years ago - woo hoo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:31,
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Worse than thatYes I've used a strikethrough just to annoy you
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I'm always complimenting people on thingsmostly jewellery, but also perfume, clothes, hair. I like it when people say nice things about me, and I find it makes people smile and look well pleased if I say nice things about them.
The best compliment I ever received was from a judge at a drama contest, who said when I was on stage he wanted to stop marking our play, and just enjoy watching me act. Yay.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:13,
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YesBut do you do it to people you know or to strangers on the street.
And that was a good compliment!
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Complete strangers, susuallybut only if I'm already interacting with them - like shop assistants, people I've just been introduced to, etc...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:19,
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Rather than juststopping dead on the middle of the road and telling someone she/he looks nice, which is very creepy.
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I like to think I don't come across as weird and creepyold, yes, but not 'might rape you at any given opportunity'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:25,
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Yep, I find that nice tooIf I'm talking with a shop assistant or the friend of a friend, that's fine. But not just someone walking on the street. Or on the bus. No.
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go on then Chomp..oh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41,
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