people usually ask me why I look so mean
gee, how many people ask me that? people don't fucking smile all of the time and this is the face i was born with, don't like it? look elsewhere
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Exactly
Use the miscarriage technique!

Or maybe you should ask them why they're so ugly and if it's only today that they woke up with that face or it's something that happens every day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

i just couldn't say that, as a woman, i just couldn't do it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Ok, no the miscarriage thing
it's a bit too hard. But something very bad too, like I just saw a man being killed on the street or something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

"I had a premonition that some ugly, stupid cunt was going to spoil my day"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

"I was hoping if I made this face you wouldn't talk to me"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

"because everytime I fucked your mum she baked me a cake"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

i'd be smiling then, no?
"because your girlfriend won't go down on me anymore"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

hahaha
like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)