The most stupid thing I've done whilst drunk
is fall over and break my nose. I would have minded less, except I was out with my mum, sister and brother that evening; they'd decided to get me hammered to make me forget about a traumatic breakup and were rather too enthusiastic in their task.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sorry, I'm laughing
That's really cruel. Poor you. Did they take you to hospital or just stood there, pointing and laughing and ordering more beer?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I'll let you guess, shall I?
it was the second one..
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I bet you felt
a lot better after that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I was laughing too
and bleeding. Well, mostly bleeding. But laughing too.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

So one break
made you forget the other. Not bad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

In a manner of speaking...
it was a shock the next day, when I woke up hungover I'd forgotten I'd done it, and when I looked in the mirror I had two black eyes and blood all over my face.
I'm one suave motherfucker.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Scary!
Did they take you to hospital then?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)