OK, one more
This time with a link:

after12.failblog.org/

So, which stupid things have you done when drunk? In a work do I went into the men's toilets looking for my boyfriend. The security guy tried to make me go out, and I started shouting his name... Jesus. Jesus is his name. My colleagues were very ammused and still remind me of all of it.

It seems some pictures include a lot of vomit, so be careful when you open them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:55, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never done anything stupid while drunk.
Not me, nope, nuh-uh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

True
Other people have done stupid things (cocks) to you while you were drunk.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I did my cock to him when he was drunk.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Too many pictures of vomit :(
I've vomited on many a table. But drinkign to excess can be very good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Woowoo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Hmm.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It's not a bad mix
Red wine + gin = boyfriend. If I had known before.

Someone here is eating something very smelly and it's making me sick.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Tried and tested method ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I'll remember in case I need it in the future
I hope I won't but just in case.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

How is married life?
I loved your photos.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Good
Not very married at the moment, as we're still living in different places, but that'll be all sorted next week.

I still have more pictures to upload. I need some time and a good internet conection to do it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Am glad to hear t.
When do you find out about your offices?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Who knows
Could be tomorrow or as late as June 2013. Live can change a lot in those more than 2 years.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

WOAH
Can you put a 'not safe for people eating lunch' there please!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Oh, that wasn't there before.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I don't know
The one I say had two boys on the floor at the beginning. There was some vomit later on, but not on the first page.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Done, kind of.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I've done lots of silly things while drunk
luckily nothing too awful. I do tend to babble though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

last weekend I almost hopped in the truck with four big men to go to a different bar

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Wow!
Glad you didn't. Once I went to the house of an unknown guy for sex. My first night out in Manchester as well, so I didn't know anyone. I was very scared in the morning, but luckily everything was ok. We went out for a few months, but he was crazy (proper crazy) and I broke up with him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Ran across the roof of this whilst it was being built
Not the best idea really


( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I bet it was fun though.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Not when we got across the other side and were spotted by a security guard!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Haha
Then you had to run, being all drunk, on top of that thing again?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Yes
while it was raining! not a good idea really
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Not good at all
You were drunk, so it doesn't count. Much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

What did the black Peugeot do to annoy you?
Or were you working on the production line
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I was chief sunroof tester

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

sunr p
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Haha!
That certainly was true that night! I actually read your strikethrough as proof

I hadn't at all climbed up onto the roof of the building on the left (M&S) to have a joint, no officer. I also didn't shin down the lift shaft cable
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

That road looks a bit weird.
Having a single-yellow line in the outside lane.

Who would want to park there for an hour?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Single yellow doesn't mean you can park for one hour.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Al, you'll lol at this
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1376709/Is-David-Cameron-actually-Tory-I-ask-calmly-I-can.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I thought this was the Daily Mash at first.
My favourite line is: 'How could he have spoken of Britain’s imperial past in such a cruelly dismissive way?'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

That's funny
it's not a proper newspaper, is it? More like a scifi magazine. Or a comic book. Or toilet paper.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

It's the way he seems genuinely hurt and sad that anybody could knock the Empire at all.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I know
It's sad, isn't it. Britain was at it's best and for what? Ungrateful prime minister.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I just tend to fall asleep when very drunk, this saves me from getting to the point where I may do something very stupid.
Totally got my Iphone up and running so I'll send everyone my new number when I've got time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I thought in your part of the world it was called an aye-phone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

And in your part of the world it's called oi-phone

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Don't start. Otherwise I'll send the South West Freedom Fighters up to sort you out.
Or, the Ooh-Arr-Eh as they are known locally.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

It's certainly better than being sick all over the place
but if I was you, I'd be carefull, or you might end up with a nasty drawing on your neck.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Oh I only fall asleep in my bed.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I'll make sure
Noel doesn't get in there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Why not?
Apart from the fact he's not single anymore.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I thought it was him
who draw on tLiC neck, wasn't him?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'm not sure who it was?

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Oh, well
I'll make sure nobody enters your room (unless you want him to enter)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I blame everyone
but mostly myself.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Beekers and TGB mainly, I think?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)

BK full stop I think.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It was burt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

he does have shifty eyes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

haha I think I was outside causing terror at the time with my dusty feet

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

The most stupid thing I've done whilst drunk
is fall over and break my nose. I would have minded less, except I was out with my mum, sister and brother that evening; they'd decided to get me hammered to make me forget about a traumatic breakup and were rather too enthusiastic in their task.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Sorry, I'm laughing
That's really cruel. Poor you. Did they take you to hospital or just stood there, pointing and laughing and ordering more beer?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I'll let you guess, shall I?
it was the second one..
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I bet you felt
a lot better after that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I was laughing too
and bleeding. Well, mostly bleeding. But laughing too.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

So one break
made you forget the other. Not bad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

In a manner of speaking...
it was a shock the next day, when I woke up hungover I'd forgotten I'd done it, and when I looked in the mirror I had two black eyes and blood all over my face.
I'm one suave motherfucker.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Scary!
Did they take you to hospital then?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Clearly both of these people were drunk:
www.b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1167605

The one further down the comments is clearly not right in the head.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Wow
the last guy is awful. Why would you want to do that to your face?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

He's an attention whore

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I don't think he'll be earning a lot of money on that job
looking as he looks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Cannot see...I'm guessing it's a picture of labs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Kind of.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Obvious answer; your mum
Also see casino's, strip joints, drugs and fast cars /QOTW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

My mum, really?
Can you do it again? I think she'll be a lot happier after some action.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

*girds loins*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I'll get you a cheap ticket to Tenerife
when can you make it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Careful, from what I hear he's very virile.
You don't want a little brother or sister that's half-NakedApe.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

My mum is all sorted
no way she's having another. We're safe there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Anyway I'm all about the anal...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

She might not want that
But I suppose you know better than me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'm looking for a holiday leaving aweek on Saturday, Tenerife is on my list. the wife might be pissed off though..

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

My sister lives there.
If you go, take her out and get her pissed. She needs a laugh.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Can you suggest where i might go to avoid the "Playa dos Ingles" sorts of places?
Is she as much fun as i suppose you are?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

El Puerto de la Cruz
if you still want a beach and some people who understand English. If you want proper Tenerife stuff, in the mountain and all Spanish speaking, go to La Orotava. It's a bit cold there, but very nice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Thanks I'll check it out, El Puerto, i need some sunshine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

She's fun but not as daft as I am.
And she's only 21 albeit a very grown up 21.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that
Next time I go, I might give her a ring.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Please do : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I see
Well, if you go there, let me know. I can recommend a few good places.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Once upon a time in my heady youth (well, I was 20)
a bunch of us ended up in a fairly hideous club which was doing drinks for a pound. ALL drinks. So we were knocking back a shot every time we had a pint. This seemed like a brilliant idea until I got to my eigth, when the line between "pleasantly hammered" and "I AM GOING TO VOM NOW" was crossed incredibly quickly. So quickly that it became apparent I would have nowhere near enough time to reach the toilets.

Luckily the staff had been less than vigilant in taking away the empty glasses. Didn't spill a drop.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Cheers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

POIDH

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I could barely operate a toilet, as I soon found out
Let alone a camera
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Well, yes
but maybe someone else did it for you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

At least one other friend was in much the same state as me
And the rest were, I don't know, druids
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

My friend was in a similar position.
However when faced with the options available - a large fishbowl, several pint glasses, several tall glasses, several tumblers and ONE shot glass, would anyone like to guess which one he chose?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

The fishbowl, the fishbowl!!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*turns to the scoreboard*
ERRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'm afraid that is incorrect, would you like to phone a friend?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Me! Call me! I've got previous!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I have no friends
And someone stole my phone on the way here.

Sniff.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

You are Jamal Malik
AICM tedious explanation if you haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I have seen it
It's funny too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I reckon "Your Friend"
just did it on the table and left it for "her flatmate" to clear up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Are you implying it was me?
The sick would still be there as "her flatmate" wouldn't have cleaned it up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I also tend to think I'm in a rapper video when we go out, I like to dance anyway
but when I'm hammered I think I look like this
and I can dance as well as she can, and I look just as good

edit: possibly a touch NSFW
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Possibly a touch NSFW?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

sorry
didn't realise
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

That's alright
I don't mind, but some people might get a bit funny.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Roota probably

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

OI!
Just because I don't want you sexually assaulting me doesn't mean I don't like a bit of sauce right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

How could you possibly have an issue with being touched up by TGB?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

*cough*massiveprude*cough*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

She has grubby mitts and I don't like her 'COR!' face.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

*snort*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

So if she washed her hands
and kept a straight face, you'd be open to a bit of fingering?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

In a pub, with a strange urchin I barely know?
Who do you think I am? A b3tan?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

of course you don't mind
she's hot
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

got drunk met peopel off the internet blah blah
ruined my life moved to london blah blah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Oh man, do remember that time you got completely shit faced and woke up having moved to Southgate?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I thought it would ok as Al said he'd come visit me often
but he never did
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I came round, but you weren't there.
I had to eat loads of Gonz's sweeties and play Rock Band for a couple of hours to console myself.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I went to see my Mother as it was mothers day
And that was ONCE in six months
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I'm still waiting for a proper invite innit!
Also, I noticed you've never been round to mine either, and my house has a garden and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I haven't been invited
I also wasn't invited to the bacon explosion party which I am still VERY upset about
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

That was two years ago

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I hold a grudge

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)