theres a bird repeatedly banging my window. its a blue tit.
There you go I'm giving you the opportunity to be funny on a plate.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fnar fnar

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

um, ok, here goes:
hey chompy? when you say blue tit, do you mean it's the lifeless breast of one of your victims dangling outside your window from your makeshift gallows and repeatedly hitting the window?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

oh, come on!
that was fairly good, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

no i was hoping for let her out then.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

or at least turn the heating on....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)