*hastily deletes slightly more cheery thread*
Morning that man. How's your shit?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Am I just hungry or does Bisto in lager sound quite appetising?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:28, Reply)

You are a disgusting human being.
Although recently I had for the first time a great Mexican drink that was like a Bloody Mary but with beer. It was fantastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:30, Reply)

I really am.
Sometimes I even put MILK in TEA! *shudders*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Wait a minute.....I DO THAT TOO!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:34, Reply)

God, you cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:35, Reply)

No, YOU cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:37, Reply)

alt answer:
Don't blame God, Noel - this is all your doing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:38, Reply)

This, for later.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXThbqU0dw4
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I shall try and remember to watch that -he's rather funny, I believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Lab recommended him, he could totally be a b3tan.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Oh.
I've gone off him now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Fuck you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

It was the 'could be a B3ta'n bit that was my problem.
Keep your hai...actually, in your case, don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

It's towards the 'fucking shit' end of 'shit', thanks awfully. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Oh fucking ace mate, sorry.
The sun is shining, I've got DIY to do this evening, might pop out and sit near a badger sett again tonight. I hope your day edges closer towards Type 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Good work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 8:32, Reply)