Right
iii.- Tennis boy?
iv.- Inadequacy?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ah, of course
you weren't on here for a while. I'm dating my tennis coach. He's amazing, which is why I feel hugely inadequate. And the more I worry about it, the more likely it is to piss him off and dump me.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:44, Reply)

No way!
Congratulations! I'm sure he's hot too! Well done.

Why inadequate? You're great! You deserve an amazing tennis coach, I say!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

He is ridiculously hot
and great in bed, and I do not feel like I am either of those things. I think it's just going to be one of those days where I am a miserable, emo, moping mess.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Oh, don't be silly
If he's so hot and good, he could be with anyone, but he's with you. You must have something he adores. Just keep him happy and make sure he makes you happy. Don't think about the bad things that could happen, just try to make him feel great all the time, and he'll only see the good things in you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:55, Reply)

you women are stupid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Why does that make me stupid?

(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

if you have to ask
you'll never know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'm not sure it makes you stupid
but you do know that one person cannot be "great in bed", right? two people are either "great in bed together" or they aren't.

I mean, as long as neither person is selfish, lazy or incommunicative, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So as long as neither of them is a man?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

ooh, it burns
:(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

ha your sig made me officelol

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
*clicks a lot*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You are hot, actually
And I know hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

True
He's seen my pictures.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Put out more

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I approve of this statement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)