Good morning, my friends!
Is it only me, or does anyone else feel, when on the tube, that the guys keep looking at you as if waiting for you to take a picture of them with your mobile? It's been 3 times today that boys not at all sexy have been staring at me and my mobile on the tube. Then, there was a real hottie, but he wasn't interested on me at all. And I'm not going to be taking pictures of anyone, anyway.

Ah! Yesterday I started earlier so went home earlier, which saved me of being trapped for more than 1h on a Jubilee train. Only thinking about it makes me sweat. And after 1h trapped, the passengers had to leave, in groups of 10, walking on the tunnel until the next station, at rush hour. I would have had a panick attack for sure.

Finally, my project has been cancelled, so I don't know what I should be doing with my time, but I'd rather be in bed than here.

So, my questions:

i.- When have you felt everybody's looking at you? Was it real or just your imagination?
ii.- Any horror stories on the tube, train, bus or plane? (no terrorist attacks, please)
iii.- Where would you rather be now?
iv.- How are you feeling this morning?

There, that should keep you busy for a while.

EDIT: Oh, and this is for BGB. I didn't know he could sing too, maybe you knew already? forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3404513
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:39, 214 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning Abs!
Posting on my phone and can't remember all of your questions, needless to say that public transport is a cess pit of human scum, if possible I'd drive everywhere, protected from the hoi poloi's idiocy and germs.

I'm a little hungover after going to the pub, where I chatted to Holly Willoby about her new little baby.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:01, Reply)

Hi, hi!
I hate public transport. I can deal with trains up North, as they're usually not too crowded, but here in the South you have to fight for a place! And sometimes, you have to fight against a bag, which needs your seat more than you, clearly! Luckyly I'll stop using the tube soon; that'll make me happy.

I don't think I know Holly Willoby and didn't know there was a new baby on the world. Is the hungover worth it? I mean, did you have a good time at the pub?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:04, Reply)

She's a television presenter, nice girl by all accounts
Hangover isn't too bad, I'll grab a coffee at kings cross and that'll sort me out.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:09, Reply)

I see
So you deal with the celebs, eh?

Coffee and a croissant should do you good. Or a bacon sandwich.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:12, Reply)

I used to fancy her
then she went a bit "meh" I think it's the Scofield affect.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Where is "here" exactly? Are you at work?
1) yes. I almost fell down the stairs going into my lecture theatre and everybody laughed.
2) I was catching the bus to Noel's and a guy sat next to me, and kept asking me really personal, intrusive questions.
3) I wanna be at home but I do get to go there three hours early tomorrow
4) I feel fucking FANTASTIC. I just got a phone call telling me I've been given a $5000 scholarship for biomedical science. I am going out dancing later to celebrate!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:06, Reply)

Put it all on black

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:08, Reply)

no fucking way.
I'm paying my dad back what he lent me for my trip to england. I'm paying for books for the next two semesters. And I'm saving it for overseas exchange.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:09, Reply)

But you could double it and spend the extra on anti spider devices
Oh congrats on winning the scholoship as well!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:11, Reply)

Thank you!
I did the whole annoying squealy/jumpyuppydowny thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:15, Reply)

Congratulations!!
I'm so glad for you! I'll do a little dance later to celebrate it as well.

Yes, here is at work, in front of my PC.

I hate when people on the bus or metro starts asking me personal things. They are creepy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:14, Reply)

thank you!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:17, Reply)

Where are you going to do it?
And how long does it take?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:19, Reply)

the dance or my course?
I"m already doing the course. I should get a letter next week with the details I need to fill out, and it's basically just going to get deposited into my account.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:21, Reply)

The course
I thought you were starting a new one. It's good that they give you extra money when you've already started it. Well done you!

And the dance, if you want, where and how long :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:23, Reply)

I have no idea. I'm being dragged out.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:27, Reply)

I hope it's
by someone you know, and without the use of clorophorme.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:30, Reply)

yeah my friend Cassie is making me go.
and I'm the one with the access to chloroform, not her. She's an English Lit student. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Hahaha
Well, make good use of it, then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Top news!
not the creepy guy on the bus or falling down the stairs.

I assume it's because you're exceptional rather than just lucky or first to apply...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Congratulations on the scholarship, that's fantastic!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Morning!
i. Whenever I haven't checked my zip recently
ii. I've missed the last train a few times, that's always scary. Especially since I'm usually pretty drunk and not really capable with coming up with a sensible Plan B at that point.
iii. Back in bed.
iv. Fairly chipper but slightly knackered.

I'm also "between projects" at work at the moment. I'm spending more time helping co-workers and looking for stuff that's going to come up in the future.

Also reading b3ta and a book on my phone*, forging my timesheet and making lots of tea.

*baencd.thefifthimperium.com
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:08, Reply)

I'm not even between projects
and noone in the office needs help, we're all very quiet.

ii. What do you do if you miss your last train? Do you sleep at the station?

I hate forging my timesheet. Makes me feel like a liar. But I'll have to do it again tomorrow.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:16, Reply)

I've slept at Euston
although they kicked us all out at 2am and then I read on the steps until the first train at 7. some people slept but I was too worried about getting robbed (although there were about 20 people there, so...)

I've also got a £60 taxi back from Leamington. Seemed like a good idea at the drunken time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Wow
Not good. Couldn't you take a bus or something? For less than £60 you could have got on a B&B probably.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I'd have needed access to bus timetables and stuff
none of which I had, although I could probably have found out (if I hadn't been so drunk). Similarly for B&Bs. Nowadays I try and make a plan B in advance if I'm going to be catching the last train.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Hahaha
I don't know what I'd do without my smartphone. It knows all the answers I need.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

i) I get this quite a lot. It's mostly my imagination, but I really, really hate being stared at, even by only one person
ii) I don't think I do, actually. I once did get stuck on a rollercoaster for 45 minutes though, which was extremely fucking uncomfortable.
iii) bed. Particularly if tennis boy was in it.
iv) Meh. Gargantuan feelings of inadequacy.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Right
iii.- Tennis boy?
iv.- Inadequacy?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Ah, of course
you weren't on here for a while. I'm dating my tennis coach. He's amazing, which is why I feel hugely inadequate. And the more I worry about it, the more likely it is to piss him off and dump me.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:44, Reply)

No way!
Congratulations! I'm sure he's hot too! Well done.

Why inadequate? You're great! You deserve an amazing tennis coach, I say!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

He is ridiculously hot
and great in bed, and I do not feel like I am either of those things. I think it's just going to be one of those days where I am a miserable, emo, moping mess.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Oh, don't be silly
If he's so hot and good, he could be with anyone, but he's with you. You must have something he adores. Just keep him happy and make sure he makes you happy. Don't think about the bad things that could happen, just try to make him feel great all the time, and he'll only see the good things in you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:55, Reply)

you women are stupid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Why does that make me stupid?

(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

if you have to ask
you'll never know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'm not sure it makes you stupid
but you do know that one person cannot be "great in bed", right? two people are either "great in bed together" or they aren't.

I mean, as long as neither person is selfish, lazy or incommunicative, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So as long as neither of them is a man?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

ooh, it burns
:(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

ha your sig made me officelol

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
*clicks a lot*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You are hot, actually
And I know hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

True
He's seen my pictures.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Put out more

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I approve of this statement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Good morning, darling
i - Sorry to bring it up again, but when I was watching TWL and getting texts from my friends about it I felt distinctly watched.
ii - Why are these things never easy to recall? Um... once when I lived a few miles out of the city I had to wait FORTY-FIVE MINUTES for a fucking bus. Horrific.
iii - In bed with you and a giant tub of Ben & Jerry's
iv - Optimistic. Half day. I'll be in front of the Xbox in four hours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Hi, dear
i. I haven't seen it yet, have you put it somewhere on the internet? I'd like to watch you on TV.
ii. 45 minutes! Wow! What would you have done if they'd cancelled your train to the airport 1h before your flight leaves, eh?
iii. Which flavour? I have a Sainsbury's right here :)
iv. What are you playing at now? I need to get a new game. Problem is that we only have the Wii (2 of them, in fact) but I want an Xbox. I wouldn't have time to play it, but... I want it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:44, Reply)

You're lovely
i - I am tempted to upload it to YouTube but am not sure about the copyright implications of doing so.
ii - Shat myself.
iii - Anything without nuts in. See you in a couple of hours.
iv - Am obsessed with Fifa 11 at the moment, otherwise Red Dead Redemption, which I heartily recommend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

You more : x
i. Can't you send it to me, somehow? How big is it?
ii. Always scatological, you. Get a taxi! You can share with the other passengers that are as scared as you.
iii. Mint and chocolate? Address?
iv. Mmmmm... I don't like much football games. I want to buy Silent Hill for the Wii, but I don't know if it'll be good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)

i - Good question. I'll look into it.
ii - Excellent use of "scatological". You get points.
iii - Sounds good. You don't know your own address?
iv - You'll shit yourself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

i. Let me know when you have an answer.
ii. I'm a clever girl, me. How many points?
iii. So we're meeting at "mine"? With my in-laws and that?
iv. I know, I've played it on the PS, but I don't know if the graphs on the Wii are going to be good enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

1. Dropbox ?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Elaborate
(I am a Techno-mong)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Yes, it's only you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Thank you
You make me feel so much better. I think.

How are you doing today? Happier? Hungoverer? Upseter?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Shit all round. Should have seen my daughter last night but didn't.
Messages being roundly ignored by ex.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Is it your right to see her?
Or was your ex giving you extra time with her?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)

My court appointed visits are on the weekends.
This would have been extra time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:51, Reply)

So there's nothing you can do, really
that sucks. Maybe if you buy your ex some flowers and say sorry for those 5 min delay? I know you don't feel sorry (and don't have to) but it's for your daughter's good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Fuck that, I'll send her a rotting pig's head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)

That's not going to help you
Look, you know she's mad. Play with her. You don't need to feel what you say, just take advantage of her weak points, as she does with you. Be nice and charming, only enough to get to spend time with your daughter. When she grows up she'll understand your effort and will make all your pain worth it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

i) I've done various 'look at me' music-related activities, so 'many times'
Plus, 'hot chicks' 'check me out' all the time. And gays.
ii) My friend Phil was in a packed, hot carriage one day and felt something pressing into his leg. It was a sweaty Arab man's erection. Thus the legend of 'The Garab' was born.
iii) bed
iv) like shit. See iii
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Your friend Phil is so lucky
I've felt the same myself. A couple of times my bottom has been grabbed by a stranger. I'm not shy, though, and I'm more than happy to ridiculize him in front of everybody.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Some girl groped my arse in a nightclub about two weeks ago.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)

You said
You didn't know if you'd liked it or not.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I didn't, really. It was a little intrusive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I get stared at a lot.
It is because I am strikingly good looking.

Wish I had a half day to play Xbox. Nearly at the next rank on Halo Reach. Next on my gaming list are Dead Space 2 and Portal 2.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

It's actually because you are Quasimodo's double
and those tight satin shorts you always wear show EVERYONE that you have a micropenis. That's why.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)

You're in such a good mood today
There, have a hug.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Hugs don't work on me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

A kiss?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Nope. Instead of a heart I have a lump of coal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

What would make you happy, then?
A kick in the balls?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

No thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Nothing, is it?
Nothing makes you happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

are you spying on me via Google quenderstalker?
Last night I found the entire Time Machine mix on YouTube. Psychonauts mixing Mo Wax classics, 30 odd tracks in 35 minutes. Some awesome beat juggles and mixes. You will like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I am, yes. Sorry.


(PS buy some new shorts. Seriously)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

tl;dr
people keep adding me on facebook. I'm sure at least some of them must be b3tans, but I haven't got a clue who they are....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Gaz me the names if you like mate
I have a reasonably good idea who's B3tan and who's not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:57, Reply)

might do that later on
cheers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

No worries
Am only here til midday and am unlikely to check B3ta at home. How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

bit better today
had a shit night's sleep on monday night, due to my knackered back deciding that it wanted to undo 3 weeks of healing. Felt like shit yesterday so came home from secondment early and slept all afternoon.

think I've got a cold and hayfever now as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Nasty
Glad to hear you're (hopefully) on the mend mate. Am not sleeping at all well at the minute myself, if you have any non-weed related suggestions I'd love to hear them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

red wine
it works for a while. stopped working now, but I've built up a booze tolerance again, which with a looming stag do is probably wise.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Noted
Appreciate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I've got a few b3tans on there, but there's one of them whose name on here I have no idea of!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Who? Who?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)

It's me.
I'm actually all over Facebook all the time. I love it - I was only pretending to loathe it in order to appear fashion-conscious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

And now you reveal you've been subverting our expectations all this time
God, Monty, you're so postmodern and hip
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You're a woman from Wigan?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I am a four-foot Nigerian lesbian, currently residing in the Wigan area, yes.
My elaborate bluff has been uncovered. Damn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

You mean you will now admit that your last status update was "i'm getting a voodoo doll, will be fun stickin pricks in someone else"?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

None of them are me
I only use myspace with all the cool kids
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

cool?
I think you mean "underage".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Yep, I have that problem too
I think, if I don't know your name, we're not that good friends, so I'll wait until I've met you to add you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

We haven't met
You added me.

Presumably because you wanted to check out my pictures ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

same here
aber, not you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

But
I know you well enough, we've had conversations and I know the names before adding in Facebook. I mean when I get a request from someone I don't know his/her name, obviously I don't know that someone enough to consider him/her a friend.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Just tell us you're perving on us

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Right, ok
I'm looking for my chance to "coincidentaly" meeting you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I think I did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

On the telly just now there was a trailer for a film called "Beastly", it has made me VERY VERY ANGRY.
It's a modern tell of Buety and the Beast, you know... man is all arogent and rich and then suddenly he's given a curse where he has a year to find 'true love' while being very ugly, and he falls in love with a girl who doesn't care about looks too much and he tries to put it inside her in time. They didn't tell the ending, but I guess he wins the task, breaks the curse, and it turns out that he prefers to look 'beastly', or she decides to be 'beastly' with him and all that.

This is what he looks like when he's 'beastly'.

Fuck's Sake America, seriously, if I looked like that, all dark and brooding, I'd get all the chicks, well, thats if people didn't think I tatto'd myself like that intentionally and thus am a 'twat'. America really needs to learn how to deal with the whole beuty thing properly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I just the way they have highjacked one of my favourite words
Beastly and gastly are fantastic words.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I thought that too when I saw it
He's cute and with sexy tattoos, why would he be in trouble to find a girl?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

1) I hate people staring at me, it always makes me self concous, I don't even like to have a shower without swimming trunks, and I make love with the lights off, well, off from me, there is a spot light on whoever she is. My mate John comes 'round, borrows the light from a local school, he's well good with that little lighting switchboard.

2) I haven't had a plane ride since 9/11 without out at least 15 minutes of "OH SHIT, I AM GOING TO DIE, THAT ASIAN MAN HAS A BOMB", and I can tell because the plane looks like it's going slightly downwards and they haven't told anyone and we're at least 30 minutes away from the airport. If you could still smoke on flights, I'd fucking fly so much more.

3) After watching these little 5 minute tv shows on FoodNetwork between shows, and Rick Stine yesterday, I want to be an Malaysia or South Korrea, with a TV Show, making a TV Show about food and cooking. There was a guy, who I've seen only twice, a malyasian TV chef, who I really love, he's like a Robin Williams character, overly camp and really funny. I don't know his name, if anyone can help, I'd apprechate it.

4) Sooooooooo 1000 million times better than I have for the last 3 weeks. Aside from being house-bound, I feel fine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

FOUND HIM
www.asianfoodchannel.com/chef_details.php?id=7
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

1) that thing about the spot light... it's so sweet :)
2) hahaha! I get stupidly scared of rucksacks on undergrounds, which is silly as I always carry one.
3) I don't know sorry.
4) For how long are you house bound? I'm glad you're feeling so good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Just for the day, i'm housebound in the respect of infection control rather than being ill.
I really want to go into work though, so I might go in this afternoon anyway, it's only precortionary while my imume system rebuilds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Oh, c'mon!
I'd love to have the day at home today! You can play Xbox and 3DS all day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

There is a game coming out yesterday that the whole team have been looking forward to since I started working there.
We have a bet that until our current project goes into beta testing (we're really close, like, we can probably release it to chosen public and staff after the weekend), we're not allowed to play it. It's called Portal 2. All of my tasks are done, but some other people are a bit behind, but none of us can play 'till that point. There are 5 of us itching to play.

I bet it comes today, I might just lie and play it anyway if it does come.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

You can play it tomorrow
I'm sure you can wait one more day, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Oh aye, but if I'm going to cheat on the bet, might as well play it today.
I think whatever happens, I'll play it over this Bank Holiday Weekend
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

What if they find out?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They'll be some "Oh Gonz =("ing, I doubt I'd be the only one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I don't know
you promissed... it's your word... and they're are your colleagues and bosses...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

But you said above that I could play it tomo, you're confusing me with your curruption.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I thought your project would be ready end of the day today
and so you could play tomorrow. Now, if you think it won't be done tomorrow, then you shouldn't play tomorrow either. Call the office and ask how they're doing and if you can play.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Ahhh, nah', maybe, I donno, hopefully end of this week or just after the bank holiday.
I'm indifferent to tell you the truth, I got plenty of other stuff to be getting on with. When I go into the office tomorow I'll see how it pans out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

They'll see you online gonz
and give you disapproving looks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Yeh', that would be quite embarassing.
Like with my hand in the cookie jar. I can hide it quite easerly, but if I fuck up hiding it, then I'd be quite OH SHIT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

1) When I had my legs waxed for a second time, the looks I was getting off the 100 or so people present amused the hell out of me, nearly distracted me from the pain too
2) I've seen a few fights on trains and buses, been unwittingly involved in a couple too, they're never very nice. As for planes, after a flight a few years back, I'm now a nervous flyer, which pisses me off, because I used to love going in planes.

3) Bed, or just chilling on my couch. Normally I'd say pub, but I'm trying to cut down on my boozing for a while.

4) A bit tired, but nothing new there. I got a kiss and a cuddle off a girl I quite like last night, so I'm rather happy about that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Back the fuck up there our kid
What was that about having your legs waxed twice?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I've done it to raise money for charity, it raises shitloads.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

And we're just supposed to believe that your being a transvestite is a total coincidence?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Considering even I hadn't made that connection before, yes.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I call bullshit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

How is he?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

He's a turd

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Bobby?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Second time...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

1) Yes, I want to know why too
2)You live in a rough place.
3)And I heard you're doing well on that. Congrats.
4)Good for you, are you going to invite her somewhere?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

4) THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS AND SHE'S INVITED

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

"Would you like to go to the pants party?"
Brick is awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I LOVE LAMP

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I ate a big red candle

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I love that film

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

A few weeks ago, a few of my housemates and I watched it
It's now customary for us to greet each other with a line from it, or text when we know it's inappropriate for the other to answer.

I received "Ohh, It's a deep burn!" yesterday, and had to hide my snort of laughter as a coughing fit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Have you seen that picture of Piqué
waiting for Shakira? He doesn't have a big party in his pants, the boy!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Eh?
Isn't he a bender?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Nope
He is just bending Shakira over. I heard that Real Madrid no longer play any of her songs now since she started seeing a Barca player
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

True
And they cancelled any gigs she was going to do at the stadium too. Stupid, jealous people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Spaniards are mental
No offence, gorgeous. It must be fucking rubbish to have spent that much on your team, only to have your bitter rivals be better so effortlessly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That's not Spaniards
That's Real Madrid people. We are much nicer, better and cleverer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That's alright then
Shag?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You know the answer to that
find me a TARDIS now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

This actually isn't the most difficult thing a girl's ever asked me to do in exchange for access to her pants

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Really?
I want to know what other girls have asked you that can be more difficult than a TARDIS.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

"Fuck off and die"
A TARDIS might be difficult to build/obtain but it's got to be more achieveable than post-death shagging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Well
I've heard of a woman who still has sex with his dead husband. She might be crazy, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Good shout there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Sounds like City.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Not at the moment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I thought it was funny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I find it funny too
In fact, I've been laughing and pointing at each Real Madrid fan I've met. Not only they are jealous with Barcelona winning everything, they can't stand one of the rival team having good luck with girls.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

1) It raises a lot of money for charity, and I like to do my bit
2) I used to, that was when I lived in Skem. Now, I just have to put up with the irritating little scrotes that get the bus to school, from time to time.
3) Thank you
4) I'm probably not seeing her this week again, as she's already got plans, but I'm off all next week, so I'm hoping to spend a couple of days with her then.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

4
Sounds good. Good luck. Take her somewhere nice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'm considering cooking for her, I've managed to pick up a couple of beautiful, fat duck fillets, although I'm not sure what to do with them yet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Honey and five spice
Sear skin side down, and turn over for last couple of mins. Leave to rest and carve. Serve with good mashed potato and wilted spinach
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

That's a good idea
Some nice wine and a good film to finish the date. She's all yours.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Dont forget the rohypnol in the wine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

He might not need it
He'll have a lot of pans to play with her head.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Regarding the looking question...
I went out on the weekend and a nice girl came up to me and said "I saw you out last week". I hadn't noticed her the week before. So obviously people are watching even when you don't know they are. Sometimes it's not always a bad thing.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

She's a female bouncer.
She 'saw you out' of the club where she works last Saturday for shitting in a plant pot. Don't you remember?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Darth prefers not to be know as "plant pot" any more

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm sorry for DF, but that was funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Yes it was
*polite applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Funny....
I recall also you gave me a polite round of applause on the weekend.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I thought the phrase was "I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than ever read this again"?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Did you ask her
for her phone number?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Of course.....
It would have been rude not to. I noticed that being a foreigner here makes you infinitely more approachable by unknown suitors. Quite a bonus actually.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

It is
I get all kinds of "wow, sexy accent", from nice people to creepy people.

Are you going to call her?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Well its Wednesday...
And we met on the weekend. isn't it too late? I guess I could give her a ring tonight. Not too bovvered really.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Was she nice?
Did you like her? If not, not point in calling.

If you like her, I'd call, you never know what could happen.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

She was nice actually...
She was a bit amazonian. Tall...about 6ft, long dark hair. It's just that I'm rather busy for the next 2 weeks. I mean what do you say? 'Hi nice to meet you...err...fancy going out in 3 weeks time?'
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure you're not that busy
that you can't spare an hour or two with her. Just give her a quick ring, tell her that you're very busy but you'll still love to meet her for a quick drink or something and, if she wants, she can get a voucher for a proper date in 3 weeks ;)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You're a good motivator....
I'll try set aside some internet faffing time tonight to give her a call.

and your profile says process engineer? I am a retired process engineer. Well, now raping the system....err...I mean working in finance.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Hahaha
Finance... what exactly do you do?

I've been PE for 8 or 9 years now. I quite like my work, but right now we're not very busy and it's boring here in the office.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I believe they call it market intelligence...
Or market analyst. Basically you use your maths brain (the one that counts and stuff) to produce all sorts of charts, numbers and excel spreadsheets that predict and analyse stuff. It's so exciting that I resort to posting on here so that I don't collapse in a heap from too much excitement while doing all this analysis. B3ta saves me from the excitement of my job.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Oh, yeah
I've been considering moving into it. It sounds good and I've been told that I'd be good at it. I don't know. I'm considering a housewive live for a while, we'll see.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Well...
Office life is so different from the plant. Get paid more that's a bonus, but I miss the banter of working in a big factory full of weirdo's.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Out as in proclaiming homosexuality?
Edit, just seen Elisabeth Sladen's died, this is sad.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

My answers:
i. I couldn't give two shits about people looking at me.
ii. Been stuck on a train to London for 3 hours due to powerlines coming down. A bit warm that was
iii. The pub
iv. Fucked off. My laptop is causing me mental torture today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

i. You're so hard
ii. 3 hours! Couldn't you get out of the train and walk to the station?
iii. It's too early, they don't open until 11
iv. Is it broken or just slow? Can't you use it as an excuse to leave work and go home?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I NO RITE
*tumesces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

i. Not at the moment, no!
ii. This was about 25 mins out of Peterborough, in the middle of nowhere. Just reminded me - last train I got to London, the one in front decapitated a railway worker. Oops
iii. This is a problem
iv. It keeps crashing when I'm in the middle of stuff. I think I have sorted it, but I require more coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

If you're really desperate, Wetherspoons have started opening at 9am in quite a few places

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

But they don't serve beer, do they?
Only breakfast.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I think I can wait until lunchtime should the need arrive
I am meeting Mrs Cow and Cow Jr for lunch today actually
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

So you better stay sobber until you see them.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I tihnk I'm painting myself to be a bit of a
*wobbles hand in front of face* drinker on here. In reality I'm not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Of course not, of course not
who doesn't want to be on the pub at 9am, on a Wednesday, drinking beer?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'm not certain, I've never actually tested it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

They serve beer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Actually, this is true
I had beer breakfast in a Wetherspoons after my stag do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I once had a mixed grill for hangover breakfast, back when I really was a tubby fuck
Let me tell you, throwing up steak ranks as one of the least pleasant experiences of my life, it comes up like sludge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The worst thing I've ever puked was one of those yoghurty cereals
with bits of dried fruit in. I thought I was going to choke to death. It was like puking a shit up.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

The worst thing I've puked
was bilis and stomach acid. I though, very cleverly, that I wasn't going to eat anything before getting on the car, as I was going to puke it anyway. Wrong. I burned my throat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I have used the Wetherspoon early beer facility
But only when I have had a non-functioning hangover and needed to get rid of the shakes.

The shame.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

This is good work
I've not had beer shakes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I can't even smell beer
after a night of heavy drinking, as I get sick. Or, in fact, in any case before lunch.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

How we doing today Champ?
Back on top of your game?

I am kicking bottom already and am only half way through my first coffee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm doing OK now *rocky musics*
Me and the laptop have had "words" and come round to my way of thinking.

Unfortunately, I now have to do two days of work with idiots.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

No you don't.
You have two days showing the plebs how it's done SportsCow-style!

People, Set your faces to stunned.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Haha!
Are you my personal trainer this week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It appears so.
It's funny, giving positive vibes to other people feels good and is a shot in the arm for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Carry on then!
Good work fella
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Good morning
i) I feel like this a lot in new environments. I've just started a new job and when I get up to go to the toilet or the printer I keep doing little things like subconsciously straightening the lining in my trouser pockets in an effort to look natural and relaxed. I then notice I'm doing it and feel like a right plank.
ii) The other week I was in London for a concert and thought I was still youthful and cool enough to manage 24 hours of doing stuff between the Saturday and Sunday morning trains. By the time I'd left this club round the corner from St Pancras and still had three and a half hours till my train home I was a blistered, zombiefied wreck.
iii) In bed watching a film.
iv) Not too bad, looking forward to the family day out to Drayton Manor tomorrow.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I've never been to Drayton Manor, this displeases me
Then again, I only really want to go on that stand up rollercoaster
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

What's Drayton Manor?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It's a theme park just north of Birmingham

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

But that's not important right now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

*ariplane-fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

What theme?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Horse porn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Best of all the themes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

If you're into it.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

everyone loves a bit of horsey porn

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I find it a bit meh
(mare)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I'm in a stable relationship..
..so I've no need for it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Well, that's the mane thing

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Neigh bother

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's a good mix..
..of rides for the kiddies, thrill rides for the wife and eldest son and things that stay mostly on the ground for me.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I will be out of the office all day on the 20th of April with limited access to OT
If your request is urgent please call me on 0891 50 50 50 or gaz me and I'll reply on my return.

Kind regards

NA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Me too.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

People don't look at me
and I certainly don't get felt up by them as Monty does. This is because I'm not terribly good-looking. I'm much more successful when I have the opportunity to worm my way in.

Had a trip on a bus once with a fat guy wearing a half-full colostomy bag once in the middle of Florida in summer. That was nice.

Anywhere other than work, but somewhere tropical would be nice, I've got a hard-on for Japan too at the moment.

Alright, bit tired.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)