It's actually because you are Quasimodo's double
and those tight satin shorts you always wear show EVERYONE that you have a micropenis. That's why.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're in such a good mood today
There, have a hug.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Hugs don't work on me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

A kiss?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Nope. Instead of a heart I have a lump of coal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

What would make you happy, then?
A kick in the balls?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

No thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Nothing, is it?
Nothing makes you happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

are you spying on me via Google quenderstalker?
Last night I found the entire Time Machine mix on YouTube. Psychonauts mixing Mo Wax classics, 30 odd tracks in 35 minutes. Some awesome beat juggles and mixes. You will like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I am, yes. Sorry.


(PS buy some new shorts. Seriously)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)