It's 25000% better than Paul Merton's entire career.

When can you start?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

People who like Paul Merton are cunts.
The only thing he's ever done that has made me laugh was ‘get severe clinical depression and have a failed marriage’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Paul Merton
Was funny, but is now a cliched self satisfied fuckwit. He even has a croissant as part of his rider.

I have nothing but admiration for Hislop though...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

No he wasn't.
Hislop should be knighted though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

^this
one of my favourite celebrities. His little catfight with Julian Assange was funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I think he's superb, and mega-intelligent.
Very funny too, and a fearless reporter.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Tonight, I'll just head up to the studio and they'll let me in right?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Just tell them your friend Monty from the internet sent you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)