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Did anyone else read this and wonder if Darth had a hamster alter-ego?b3ta.com/questions/greed/post1174469
Alt Q - How best can I make this up to an understandably furious friend (Sorry DF)?
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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I don't read /qotwIf I wanted to read lies I'd read the Lib Dem manifesto.
*sharp nasal snort*
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Perhaps you should. It's a place for well reasoned argument and high quality humorous stories.Well, it was, once...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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The Lib Dem Manifesto?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:32,
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*ruffles 'quality broadsheet'*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Ian Hislop will be very impressed, I would imagine(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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It's 25000% better than Paul Merton's entire career.When can you start?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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People who like Paul Merton are cunts.The only thing he's ever done that has made me laugh was ‘get severe clinical depression and have a failed marriage’.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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Paul MertonWas funny, but is now a cliched self satisfied fuckwit. He even has a croissant as part of his rider.
I have nothing but admiration for Hislop though...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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No he wasn't. Hislop should be knighted though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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^thisone of my favourite celebrities. His little catfight with Julian Assange was funny
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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I think he's superb, and mega-intelligent.Very funny too, and a fearless reporter.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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Tonight, I'll just head up to the studio and they'll let me in right?(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Just tell them your friend Monty from the internet sent you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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This is why this AV thing and voting in general is a point of time, Because whoever gets the most popular vote, even if it's the one you've been campaigning for and have bought the offical dovet cover.... people will start hating them because it makes them cool.
LEAVE HIGNFY ALONE, I LIKE IT.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:09,
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what's a dovet cover?(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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or is it a cover made of a dovet(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:31,
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This, this right here, this is proof as to why my spellings are better, and trying the real ones are stupid."Doovay", the sheet on your bed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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No thanks old chap, I've just eaten.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Did you know...he was descended from the man after whom the dahlia is named?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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I know.This is what happens when you marry the pun king of B3ta.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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Really no monty I didn't know that that's really qui *snooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Oh no! That drink was meant for *her*!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:57,
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God, the things I'd do to Sophie Dahl, they haven't even invented the sort of porn I'm thinking I'd do to her.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:28,
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The Japanese made one but thought it was a little excessive and quietly deleted all copies(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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That's actuallly mildy entertaining for /QOTWSend me all of your monies and I buy him present for him, free gift wrrrrrapping
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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You can sometimes be mildly entertaining for offtopic.(
girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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Whigfield is on Facebookwww.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Whigfield/109501849069501
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He should be happy, after all it is party time and there's not one minute we should lose(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:07,
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One (shit) hit wonderwww.youtube.com/watch?v=rTI8s0H31ys
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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Sorry Jeff, totally jamming to my homegirl Nicki Minaj right now.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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We foolishly watched the video for "Friday" last nightand then all four of us couldn't get that bloody tune out of our head.
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I think as long as I live that song will never leave my head.On the fucking radio they had a fucking commercial with that stupid song for a tax firm, I wanted to cry.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS !?!?!?!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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WHIGFIELD IS A CLASSY CHICK SO I DOUBT IT(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:10,
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Scandinavian pop star, had a big hit in the mid ninties with "Saturday Night"It had it's own dance. Think of it like a Scandinavian Macarena
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:09,
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You wouldn't be if you were going out with Whigfield.(
girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:07,
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No, this must be a link to how entertaining I must be(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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She's a fucking hero"It was also the single which prevented Wet Wet Wet from reaching a record-equalling 16th week at number 1 in the UK."
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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Al, with this zoo thing going on, I'm going to hang around Lusty for the most part....... and when I see two animals having sex, I'm going to go to her "*sigh*, when in rome....." and then hope she'll have sex with me like the animals we're watching at the time... but if none of the animals are having sex, I was wondering if you could mount your wife so it'll still work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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Oh man, I'd totally be up for thatonly we're not going to be there. We'll probably come along afterwards for a pie and pint.
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Ohhh, ok then, fine.I was looking forward to laughing at the baboon bumholes with you and saying to you "Remind you of anything?" and then when Misses Al gets all hot and flustered over that I'll say "See, told you.".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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Awwwww, mate, I'm gutted, that would have been the funniest thing.Anyway, we should totally set a for going to that Diner place near yours, May is crazy busy for me already so maybe we should pencil it in for early june.
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Yeah', that sounds good. I'm afraid I'm going to have to go there without you a few times though 'cus I'm not waiting that long 'till I go there again.I've done a new thread now, let's continue this up there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:43,
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Speaking of ass to mouth, Adamfrisbeecunt has run away from the internet yet again(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:17,
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Hardly the stuff of legendBut he's been in cumulative meltdown over a couple of weeks
b3ta.com/talk/7171944
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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this is truesome quite erratic posting
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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I've been away a while - have I missed some more mega-flounces?(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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Frisbee Adamkept coming over here trying to be all aloof and better than us shit QOTWers and ended up getting upset and angry with me and NakedApe, which culminated in him deciding we were totally gay for each other.
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you mean you're not?shit, did i misunderstand!?!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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Frisbee Adam was a fucking clown wan't he - was he a /talker by trade?(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:34,
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he was a wannabe /talker he kept trying really hard
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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But he never really fitted in? Poor Sod...I understand you're matey with DF - we had a lovely night out last week.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:45,
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If you're on a beachor you're a dog.
Or if you're stoned in the Grange Gardens.
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This whole sub threadwww.b3ta.com/talk/7171767
then his apology and I'm leevin 4eva!
www.b3ta.com/talk/7171944
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Some people shouldn't be allowed to internet.I've decided that internet can be a verb.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:18,
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I agree.Let's ban the voices of everyone we dislike.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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I think so.Be quiet, Ed Milliband, you useless cunt!
Silence! Nic k Griffin, you gotch eyed racist!
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:28,
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YOU ROTTEN SHITAccuse me of murderous bumdering if you will, but cannibalism's a bit much.
Alt: send the boys round to Sven's place and fuck up his team so badly it's as embarrassing as his harline. Before kickoff tomorrow.
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Hello mate, I wondered when you'd show up...Good Alt answer. Pack my axe, I'm going to chop down some Swedes...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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You up for Wembley?Or failing that, a few beers after payday?
We work 500 yards apart, we should surely make time for a few pints more regularly than we do.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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I concur entirelyI'm not thinking about Wembley for four more games at least. We do have quite the history of bottling it in the playoffs, in case you'd forgotten.
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This is trueWe need to get shot of Billy and bring in a manager who cares, and who doesn't spend big dough an really shit marquee signings. We've got the South African striker starting for next season - we'll have goals next year, I think...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:44,
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Yeah Billy's only in it for himselfPlus it does our club no favours to be represented by a 5'5" Glaswegian with a Rottweiler called Axel.
Did Tshabala, or whatever his name is, sign for us then?
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