I had Chinese tonight, it always comes back to food dunnit.
Crispy shredded beef is win in any language. Boeuf déchiqueté croustillant. Knusperiges zerrissenes rindfleisch. Manzo tagliuzzato croccante. Carne de vaca destrozada curruscante.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Think I had that in oxford. It was delish

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

This one's slightly different, but the one at Noodle Nation that Amberl introduced me to is like sex in the mouth, I could eat myself to death with it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I find crispy shredded beef too sweet.
If it was spicy it would be lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

There's usually two versions a takeaway will do, a dry salted one and one in a sticky sweet sauce.
The dry one is fucking awesome and hot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Does the dry one go under a different name as my local takeouts just have 'crispy shredded beef' listed

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

My Chinese lady once said "Dry or sticky?"
Ask for it dry and spicy, if they're any good they'll know.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

theres a place here that does that crispy beef on their buffet
but it's usually left over from the day before
so it's less crispy delicious and more dry/rubbery
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

If I go to my local Chinese and ask them for something nice.
They'll always say, 'try this, it rubbery'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:53, Reply)

i'm surprised it took that long, Jeff
well done
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

How are your little piggies getting on, are they happy with socks and straw?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)

they're not too bad. Still nervous
I hovered up the straw on the floor. It scared them so they ran about scattering more on the floor.

They are called Captain Higgs and Bosun Boson, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Are the names supposed to mean something to me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

The Higgs-Boson
is the subatomic particle the LHC are trying to find/prove.

I like to think they live in their own LHC - Large Hamster Cage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)