Oh, OK.
You could publicise your work on /OT. We have a learned group of readers who will read it carefully and after thinking about the subject at some depth, make a knob joke out of it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Go on then.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12752422

that's on of my recent projects.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

are you also manufacturing it for use in gory films?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Actually, that's not a bad idea
although I suspect the costs would put off most studios.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I feel humbled that at least one person here is doing a useful job.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

occasionally
mostly I just do stuff for shits and giggles, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

That's gay.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)