lets see your papers then homes

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Boxes full of credentials, references and testimonials.
Far too many to actually produce but take it from me, they tell an immense story.

Except I can't get to the US this year. You just stay there and pretend to be me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Let's be honest, I'm too awesome to pretend to be you.
**may contain lies
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Other way round
But if you believe in your awesomeness, take it out, strut it and tip your hat to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

i'm so awesome, i don't just have rainbows, i have rainbows ON FIRE

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Ooh fuck
On awesome top trumps even I can't beat burning rainbows.

I bet you've got angels sliding down the bastards through fiery hoops too.

You win.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:51, Reply)