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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sod it:"You'll always find me in the kitchen - usually hiding behind the fridge - after all the other guests have gone home and you've just finished locking the doors. And before you even have a chance to jump, I'll greet you with a charming 'Oh, hello, I must have dozed off...it looks like everyone's gone home, how embarrassing,' all the while advancing closer and closer towards you with a handkerchief in one hand. And before you even have a chance to ask me what you're doing I've clapped the handkerchief over your mouth and the fumes of chloroform are starting to sting your sinuses. You won't remember the rest, but by Jupiter, you'll be sore tomorrow."
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
'You'll always find medirecting traffic in Fulham dressed as a commando.'
THE BULSARA REMIXXXX...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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