That one's kaput also.
What's the best presented brand/service/product of all time*?

Guinness has been fairly consistent. From what I've seen the British travel industry was consistently nicely presented in the 1920s and 30s. Hmmmm....


*JO, RUSSELL, COW!!!!!!!1 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


Alt: what's the worst?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:55, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

argh
too many threads

sod this, i'm going out to forage for nommy lunchtime goodness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

It's taken me 15 minutes to work out that Forage is a shop.
I had visions of you looking for edible roots etc a la Ray Mears, and it just didn't seem right somehow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

erm....
..... you were right the first time.

i foraged no further than the amazing restaurant/deli next to our offices. however. they did something most peculiar to my lunch today, which involved dolloping houmous and falafel over the top of my salad. this was fine on the green bits and even the wholemeal rice bit. more than slightly odd mixed with the potato salad, however.

i feel a bit sick now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Who's Russell Service?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

'What', not 'who': it's an American thing.
You ring a number and they steal a cow on your behalf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Ah, and is it from there that they get Cow Product?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*nods*
I knew you'd work it out eventually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

ive never heard of this thing

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I confess to having fabricated the whole thing, for the purposes of cheap lollage and punnery.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

LTI

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You'll never take me alive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Good.
I want you DEAD for such lazy punnage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

i'm too unwell to understand anything today
:(
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Just bluff it out.
'lol' heartily and congratulate me on my excellent joke. No-one will know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Haha! Oh my gosh, Monty, you are a delectable combination of pure filth and utter genius.
Congratulations on being so amazing!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I know, I know.
I amaze myself sometimes. Luckily for me, you're here to get all the subtle gags that most people miss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

sometimes i wish you'd try to gag someone else instead of just me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You don't mean that, surely?
I...I thought we had something special......

*runs out of the room sobbing*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

What's wrong honey?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

i haven't slept well for the past three nights because the landlord likes the windows open instead of air con
so it's been about 90degF in my bedroom
i think it's murdered my thinking capabilities and i'm having awful stomach cramps
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Rubbish
Have you spoken to him about it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

she decided to turn it on at 11 at night
didn't really cool down until maybe 4, my dog was panting half the night
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Euphemism of the week right here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

This deserved recognition

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

That's out of order
Get animal welfare onto her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

She's gazzed me saying that people addressing her in 'gay best friend' lingo
really, really fuck her off and make her feel ill.

Honey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Oh piss off darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Whooooah bitch, you be on FI----yar

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

For you hon!
theberry.com/2011/04/26/afternoon-eye-candy-dennis-oh-26-photos/
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

helllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

he is pretty damn hot

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I don't care about this thread I'm afraid.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I don't care that you don't care.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Chas n Dave sideboard lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Heineken have had a long string of memorable ads.
Alt: Webuyanycar.com or Maureen 118 212 "ooh, she gives you more".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Hofmeister were brilliant back in't'day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Follows the bear.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)

'Member
Opal Fruits - made to make your mouth water.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I agree.
Jeff IS a 'member'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

^ Twunt.
I'm too orangey for crows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

That was for the Liverpool tourist board wasn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Damn right you are, you fucking unionist bastard

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Ye feckin Fenian CONT, ye.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Ooh I ate your chicken supper, Bobby Sands....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Someone's left an art book on my desk called 'therapy' which is a bit like the post secret stuff and I'm too paranoid to ask what it's about or anything like that...
...and I've kept my lolmental stuff away from my collegues and I'm scared I'm going to be put in "chase farm mental health unit", being dragged by my arms and injected with enough tranq to knock out a monty.... And I'll be to polite to say anything and end up having electro shock on account of not wanting to upset the electro shock man by not needing his services.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I have clicked this for "injected with enough tranq to knock out a monty".

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Orange get a lot of plaudits for their adverts
However I maintain that most of their adverts have fuck all to do with the product, presumably because their customer service is absolutely shocking and they'd rather not draw attention to how shambolic their network actually is. So they get my vote for the worst.

Not that VW are the best, but this advert is fucking brilliant.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GuBdvA7Qus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

There are some top viral car ones out there.
Some of the ford Sportka ones were quite good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

The ones with the cars that killed animals?
Aye, they fair cracked me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

those are the tigers.
The pigeon is probably the best.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah, the cat one was just a tiny bit too "ooooouuchh"
I love cats. Pigeons can fuck right off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I like the Orange adds
They're very funny and don't mind them before the film at the cinema.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

The cinema ones are alright
It's the "good things can happen when your phone's on/off" ads focusing on a blackout in NY or a cleaner doing a Samba in Brazil that annoy me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I see
As I said bellow, I don't watch tv adds, so I don't know that one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Fair play
Allow me to summarise; they're annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I know
that's why I don't watch them. That and because the chapter I want to watch lasts 45min, so why do I need to waste 90min on it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Look at you and your massive brain ;-)
I like a woman with a massive brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

wo
brain growth on his testicle that is as yet unidentifiable to medical science
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Is that what you like?
You're weird.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

This really made me laugh
Such a shame that I can't be bothered to score it. NO VALIDATION FOR YOU
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Thank you :)
I don't have anything else massive, but I'm working on a massive belly by eating a lot.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Shhhhh
You know I would
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I don't watch adds normally
so I can't tell. I hate all the adds about The Wedding that are everywhere now, does that count?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

It counts if you believe them to be the worst ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

They're on my top 10
but just because they're repetitive to no end!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I should imagine they will end this Friday or thereabouts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I bet you
we have Royal Wedding for at least a couple of months.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Isn't that what some people optimistically said about Diana and her funeral?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

BUT THE QUEEN WONT MURDER WILLS AND KATE!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

No, but Charlie-boy might, probably soon after HRH Lizzie kicks the bucket in a bizarre poisoning incident involving some Duchy Originals product.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

You're always the optimistic
aren't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I've become a bit more optimistic of late
But making me 10% more optimistic is a bit like making wookiee 10% less sarcastic or Darth 10% less flagrantly homosexual.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Almost impossible?
Well, as long as you have a possitive woman next to you, you should be ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

More that you'd hardly notice the difference
_{(But, at the risk of getting doe-eyed and sentimental, yes, it's down to her positive influence.)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Positive influences are good
You better spend your time with her than with Monty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I fucking hate it when my FB feed is flooded with cunts complaining about the World Cup
Admittedly this has only happened once, last year, but seriously, get over it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I get the same thing with Glee.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

No-one's forcing you to endlessly trawl my profile in hope of validation, Noel

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Oh.
I guess I'll stop then.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

No, don't
I need the validation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I hate the
"If you're a good person you'll paste this status about cancer/down/erectile disfunction on your profile"

Oh, yes, because all the researchers in the world are going to feel a lot better about you pasting that stupid text instead of helping with money or time, eh? eh? making you feel you've cleaned your conscience in 5sec?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

My brother's got a record for me:
It's not exactly SFW
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I'm surprised you don't already have it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Hahaha!
I'm sure Leni will enjoy singing along.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I've already got her goose-stepping.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Has Tourettes told you about her dog who will do a nazi salute on demand?

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

That sounds like the dog for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm not really a fan of big dogs but she's lovely.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

If you get an Islamic dog.
Muslim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Is facepalm a good or a bad thing.
I can never remember.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Think of napalm and you'll remember which one.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
(This must mean it's a good thing)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

what, tourettes??
that is not a nice thing to say about your mate...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

haha!
Tourettes is like a basset hound with big droopy eyes and a face you just want to squeeze.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

This has got nothing to do with the thread
but I've got an emergency on my hands. I've just eaten my packed lunch and am STILL HUNGRY. The three pints at lunchtime may be the culprits. Suggestions.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

stop drinking during lunch
who the hell does that anyway
drink some water and chew some gum
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

drinking during lunch
is the mark of a true gentleman and a scholar.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

true gentleman and a scholar n alcoholic
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

bollocks, right there.
Being alcoholic has nothing to do with how much you drink and everything to do with why you drink.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

everyone has a reason to drink

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Coz it's both big and clever.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

unlike a retarded midget.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

exactly.
what that reason is dictates whether you have a problem or not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

My reason was that I was meeting a friend and we both like beer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

mmm. beer.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

right-o
I don't see any reason in drinking 4 pints on my lunch break
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

No-one is saying you have to, m'dear.
but it can be done without being an alcomaholic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

how can you even work after that?
i'm not saying he's an alcoholic, i've done my fair share of day drinking, but not while i'm working or when i have to go back to work
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Some people can, some can't
Depends what I'm doing as to whether I can work after booze. I tend to work a lot late into the evenings and I tend to have a bit of wine while I'm doing it, but some stuff, I agree, I couldn't do after booze. Horses for courses, innit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

four pints isn't excessive

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Excellent!
Want to go to the pub?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

*gets coat*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

*checks flights*
I'll be with you in four hours. Mine's a Stella.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Especially since I only had three

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

you're drunk, you don't know what you're saying

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

don't bark at me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

perhaps not in a regular setting
I just think you shouldn't drink when you're working
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I've been led to believe that the drinking culture in America
is such that anyone ingesting more than two drinks in a sitting gets a talking to from their friends about having a problem.

Apologies if this is not the case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

it's not
I drink more than anyone I know, and I drink anytime I want to
it's just my opinion that you shouldn't drink while you're working
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

^This
As usual, The Mighty Badger is bang fucking on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Vending machine crisps and chocolate.
If you're lucky, the crisps will be slightly chilled.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Go for pint with Marc Almond.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Almonds are rank though
Contrary to popular belief, I hate nuts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

You shouldn't drink
before or during work. HSE, don't you know?

I'm hungry too. I think I'm going to have a break and go to Sainsbury's, but I don't know what I fancy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I think that only applies to anyone handling machinery
or something that risks your safety or others, doesn't it?

I mean, a bus driver probably shouldn't have a few pints at lunchtime, but I dare say someone in HR probably needs it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You're like an accuracy-ometer
I can do my job entirely at my own pace and am capable of managing my workload to accomodate booze. And I walk home.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

No, I'm on my PC and can't do it for HSE
as I could design something wrong or choose the wrong vendor, and make things explode.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

If your company put it in your contract T&Cs then, sure
but I'm pretty sure there is nothing in the health and safety at work act that expressly forbids it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Go to the shop
And get yourself a lovely pie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Served by a lovely girl.
/Father Ted
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Most adverts are shit
but especially the threatening polar bear adverts. I quite like the Haribo advert with the little girl extorting the confession, mainly because they call her Detective Mills which reminds me of Seven, and I'm fairly sure she flips them off at the end
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

those polar bear ones are truly shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I've just thought up a wicked scam/prank/little-thing-for-my-own-amusment that I'm going to do.
I'm going to buy Kate and Will a gift for their wedding, nothing too expensive, a book or something like that, maybe some ASDA vouchers (oh god yes, £10 in ASDA vouchers, this is brillient)... with a wedding card, leaving my name/number/email/address. And then, if they send me a thank-you letter, I'll be like "OH YEAH BABY, THANK YOU LETTER" and if they don't, I can be all like "AWW MAN, RIGHTOUS INDIGNATION, DID'NT EVEN SAY THANK YOU".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

OR
you could just spend £10 on ice cream ingredients in asda and make yourself happy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

*Sigh*, if only I had someone to share my wonderful creations with in a very special way, *sigh*
Banana ice cream with peanutbutter and maybe cookiedough chunks with toffee and chocolate swirls.... that'll be my next one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

marry me gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

i will fight you for him

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

OH MAN !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

banana and peanut butter!
want
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

happy ill
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Although annoying I think the new Ikea advert is quite clever.
I can't think of any others, other than the Guiness adverts which I enjoy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

i got briefly obsessed with that "you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties" song on their last advert
then i got it on i-tunes. it's basically just a saga about: bloke gets dumped. bloke can't get laid. bloke gets laid.

i haven't listened to it since.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I remember it being released many years ago.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

What were you expecting, existential angst?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

There's a sinister ring to "you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties"
It's only a short step from "you'll always find me in the bushes outside Milton Keynes Central" and suddenly they're advertising Chompy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

that would be
"... hiding in the bushes at parties"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

at 'midnight', not 'parties', surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Sod it:
"You'll always find me in the kitchen - usually hiding behind the fridge - after all the other guests have gone home and you've just finished locking the doors. And before you even have a chance to jump, I'll greet you with a charming 'Oh, hello, I must have dozed off...it looks like everyone's gone home, how embarrassing,' all the while advancing closer and closer towards you with a handkerchief in one hand. And before you even have a chance to ask me what you're doing I've clapped the handkerchief over your mouth and the fumes of chloroform are starting to sting your sinuses. You won't remember the rest, but by Jupiter, you'll be sore tomorrow."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

'You'll always find me
directing traffic in Fulham dressed as a commando.'

THE BULSARA REMIXXXX...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Worst current ad has to be the Proctor and Gamble one.
You know, the one with the photos of kids with their mothers half cropped out, 'here's to mums' or whatever.

a) fuck off you heart-string pulling emotional exploitative CUNTS, trying to claim that by buying their fucking jam rags you are somehow supporting 'mums' in some nebulous way.
b) their closing slogan is 'proud sponsors of mums'. How are they sponsoring 'mums'? By selling them things? In that sense Gary Glitter is a 'proud sponsor of Cambodian children'.


OR......

The new Harvester ads are fucking DISMAL. 'Help yourself to salad'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

To be honest, it surprises me that you watch so much TV.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

He's making up for the lack of ITV in the first six years of his life

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

It's true.
I just watch 'Ant and Dec' and 'Blind Date' repeats every night for four hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I honestly doubt you could have picked two gayer examples of ITV programming
You bender
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

That was the fucking idea you helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Of course it was, Monty.
Of course it was.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I watch history programmes, food programmes and music documentaries.
There was an excellent programme on Roman Britain last night, presented by that Scots cunt from 'Coast'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Please write to the BBC and commend them in this piece of quality programming
In exactly these words.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I really miss the history channel since I stopped my Sky subscription.
And Jerry Springer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

especially given that Harvesters are shit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Lucky Strike

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

*something about Lampers' mean right hook*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Cameron is a prick
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13211577
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I think a better headline would have been
"Insufferable prick quotes insufferable prick."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

yes, he is
but so far as I can tell that story is Labour being pricks. Everyone else seems to accept he directed it at Milliband Balls, given he was the one talking at the time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Ed Balls is an almighty prick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Labour are being wankers
as far as I can tell all they have done since they lost the election is to slag off everything everyone else is doing without really suggesting a sensible alternative.

and Milliband looks like a fucking retard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

WONGA.com
With their 4214%APR!! Totally wrong.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Down with Capitalism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Come the revolution comrade
They will be the first up against the wall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

How else will AA afford his munchy box once he inevitably runs out of money prior to payday

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

You're being harsh here
Bella doesn't expect payment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Oh, I thought she was on a payroll...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

this deserves more credit than it got...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Regurgitated beans chips and burger spattered all over her open weeping kebab clotted with several months of her menstrual cycle and stray pubes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Otherwise known as the Macclesfield Special

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

for fuck's sake
that may be a fair description of macc, but i did NOT NEED to read it.

bad boy, rory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

eugh
AA's dinner sorted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

That lad will nosh that up in no time at all, with the added bonus of Bella's moans of pleasure ringing in his ears

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

and the occasional whiffy rectal emission

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

You are a sick, sick man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

a little, yeah, I agree.
but it's only that because they lend small amounts for very short periods to very high risk clients. It's not like they make any secret of the amount you have to pay.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

And they sponsor Blackpool
The cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

...making them directly responsible for the continued existance
of Ian "fucking" Holloway.

So yeah, I've changed my mind, they are cunts and they should be culled like rabid stray dogs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I hardly see adverts nowadays
We tape (probably shouldn't still call it that) everything and whizzy through the breaks.

I like a well put together film trailer but they tend to show too much and not know when to end. You've got the slow build-up with dialogue and location shots to the character reveal and the one-liner then CRASH WHIZZ CUT-CUT BOOM then quieten down for a funny quip/portent of doom then CRASH WHIZZ CUT-CUT BOOM ODE TO JOY FACE NAME FACE NAME FACE NAME TITLE CREDITS aaand relax.

I always liked the Cliffhanger one with a bit of Mozart and no dialogue.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)