They are horrendous cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Let me guess
A friend of yours provided synths on their as-yet-unreleased new EP and you all got together for MDs one ker-ay-zee night in Hoxton?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

A chap I know ended up in a hotel in Southampton with them and Bez
and was in there for 12 hours on the (freely-provided) MDs, which they gave him in exchange for in turn trying to cop off with his girlfriend. A more charming bunch of utterly deluded northern spastics you would be hard-pushed to find.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I think the thing I like about you most
is your ability to conjure stories that, coming from anyone else, would summarily be dismissed as "bollocks", without anyone doubting that they might be true.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)

The thing is
I don't think they're cool, I don't think this is impressive...it's just 'industry' shit. I've found myself in some situations which some people might be amazed at but really once you move in those kind of circles (and I no longer do) it's normal. They're just blokes with jobs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

All I'm saying is I'm no Hood-Butter. I remain unimpressed by much.
The encounters I've been blown away by, most people wouldn't care a toss about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

You fucking wish you were Hood-Butter
we all do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

OK you got me.
Men want to be him - women want to be with him. Pink Floyd want him to join them.

And he's FUCKING GOOD AT SWIMMING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

The Floyd have nothing to offer him
What use has he for groupies when he's dating a supermodel? Same reason why he didn't join Maiden. Their USP of "our singer is a pilot" has no appeal to him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Not just a model, but a mature model.
Assuming models are like artisan cheeses, that's good, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

More like a fine wine
In the respect that they turn to vinegar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Hehehehehe
She really was a ropey old spunkbag.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I suppose so
I'd never really thought of it in those terms, as you can imagine there's surprisingly little of it out my way. My prolonged stint as DJ at the city's leading rock night makes me a minor celebrity on the "scene" here. That should hopefully give you an idea of scale.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Bizarrely the Railway Inn in Winchester, the nearest pub to my mother's house
and the scene of some of my early gigs with Electric Head Funk, is now quite a rated venue - they have some fairly big names playing there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Celebrity by proxy innit
There's probably a small shrine outside, a pile of unworn jeggings and scornful put-downs surrounding a plaque saying "Monty Boyce's Mum lives just over there!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I may manufacture my own blue plaque and surreptitiously put it up on the wall of the pub.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Blue?
White, surely ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I don't get this I'm afraid. Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Are you familiar with the Black Sabbath song "Snowblind"?
I cannot believe I've just asked that question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Hahahaha I may have heard it once or twice...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)

For a moment there I was fully expecting you to tell me that really good MDs aren't white

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Flake is pearlescent and waxy,
pharmaceutical is pure white. MDMA when pure should be yellowish or pinkish and translucent: if you have a white powder it's been heavily cut.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Heroin comes in white (so-called Chinese) and brown (Afghani).
Smackheads often prefer the brown apparently. I learned this from a book about DeeDee Ramone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)