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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am currently unable to not listen to Bible Black by Heaven and Hell at least 3 times a day. This happens to me sometimes with various songs.

Are you as subject to phases and trends in things as I seem to be? Subject to outside influence or not.

alt: what are you doing later?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:36, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
your mum

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I asked for that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
So did she.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
not from Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
She did that

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
oh ok

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Don't worry Vipros
According to PsychoChomp, drinking a drink he has bought you counts as "asking for it".
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
given his wide-reaching reputation
I'd say technically he is correct
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I'm currently listening to Foxy Shazam a lot
because they are awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
What a fucking brilliant name for a band
Me and the missus have both entered the ballot for the marathon by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I hope you don't get a place, but she does
and then me and DiT will run along and totally impress her with our running fitness and we'll have a little stop halfway round and double team her.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Hahaha
Ms Foxtrot could outrun you, and possesses a mean ballsack-kick. In theory. Dancers have strong legs, innit.

She is fucking dreading getting a place if I don't. Other way round, fine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
i bought the far east movement cd and have been listening to the song "fighting for air" about 8,000 a day
alt: sleeping hopefully, chilling out a bit, i feel like crap
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I can't read a post by you without humming Miley Cyrus.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

h b
Miley Billy Ray
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Billy Ray fucking loves a bit of bum fun time.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
the original lyric was "arse" instead of "heart"
and clearly the mullet is for grabbing hold of. There is no other possible explanation for it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Damn my aged, arthritic hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
He has an achy breaky sphincter, I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
He did once i'd finished with him

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
His daughter would have
if I caught up with her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
why?
she's not very good looking. If you're going to break a young girl there are surely many better options.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Like Berts Sister

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
It's not about looks
It's about youth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
it should be about both
never let your standards slip
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
i dunnot undastand

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
When you post
I hum this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
yeah but why

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Because
you and me totally share a thing with that song.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
RIGHT
we rock our hips like YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
and nod our heads like YEAH!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
WITH OUR MOTHER FUCKING DREAMS AND OUR GOD DAMNED CARDIGANS

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
did you see yesterday where i said i'd send you a bar of chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Totally gazzed you about it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Listening to Jesus Christ by Brandnew
I go through phases in tv a lot. Watch all episodes of a show, and then abandon it etc
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
On constant rotation on my space phone is 'Lonely Avenue' by Jimi Hendrix
I had never heard it before a month or so ago and I cannot stop playing it. It reminds me slightly of Scorpio by Dennis Coffey, it's funky as hell.

Also Headstone: The Contact Sessions disc from the 13th Floor Elevators box set. Demo/early versions of some classic songs of theirs, and some I'd never heard before inc one that sounds like Buddy Holly on strong drugs. Incredible stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

by Dennis Coffey ns, Wind of Change
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
*follows the muska, down to gorky park*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
now that is a tune

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
It sure is. Almost as good as 'Rock Me Amadeus' or that one by Glen Medeiros.
Good old European music, it's always excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Falco died in a car carsh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Was the motor badly damaged?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
have you listened to Bigelf yet?
half of them are Swedish

also, Focus are touring with Crazy World of Arthur Brown later in the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Arthur Brown is superb.
His first LP has no guitar on it - and you don't even notice. cf the United States of America's excellent sole LP. Focus I have little time for, I must confess.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
just remembered
I was at mrs v's sister's wedding the other day. Met her aunt and uncle for the first time, and they accused me of dubious musical taste (for some reason) and then her uncle says "I'd have thought you'd be into surf music like Dick Dale" at which point apparently my face lit up and I blurted "Dick Dale is a fucking legend!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I predict his death within 2011. Poor old sod.
Top five gigs ever, that was - properly 'awesome' not 'Chompy's lasagna' awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I wouldn't be surprised
would love to see him, but doubt I'll get the chance now.

can't think what my top 5 gigs are. Top 3 are definitely Robert Plant and the Strange Sensation, Monster Magnet and Bigelf
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I have heard two tracks by Bigelf
and I enjoyed them both a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
splendid
their albums all seem very good. Odd weaker track, but on the whole great stuff.

Superbly good live too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
wtf is a space phone

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
It's what E.T used.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
seems a bit complicated

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Monty's being all old and lol.
Any bit of gadgetry that doesn't come in 12" vinyl and etched with grooves is automatically space age. His land line at home is two bean cans attached with string.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
To dial a number you have to flick the bean cans.
They were a present from my mum. They smell a bit kippery but I like 'em anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Lovely.
Is the reception a bit tinny?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
he always gets the best
he can
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
It's what you kerrazee kiddz might call a 'smartphone'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
heeeeeyyyyyy that's what i call my phone too
i thought you meant is was an actual thing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
*phone fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Shaw Taylor speaking....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
*buys security awning*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Currently occupying my "just one more listen" playlist
are Oxygen by Hadouken!, Higher and Higher by The Blackout and Savior by Rise Against. Yes I know that last song title is spelt incorrectly but they're American, innit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
spelling mistakes are allowed for things like that
like Dream Theater.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
It's only allowed if the band is decent though
A tradition started by Led Zeppelin. Who were awesome enough to get over it despite being English enough to know better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
*belms*
This was so that people knew to say it 'led' rather than 'leed'. The name was made up by Keith Moon during the initial abortive sessions that led (ho ho) to 'Beck's Bolero' (superb b-side to the terminally shit 'Hi Ho Silver Lining' 45) but got no further.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
If so say so
Still spelt wrong, innit. Go on, explain Def Leppard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
I cannot explain their success.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)
No-one can
They're rubbish.

The Jovi, on the other hand...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Are shit as well?
This post was brought to you courtesy of the random Monty quote generator; stock response no. 157.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)
get higher by paper tongues is far better than higher and higher by the blackout

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Paper Tongues, eh?
*makes notes*

Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Have you heard 'Kill Myself Immediately' by Jimmy Hill and the Chins?
You should definitely make a note of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Have you heard "Too Drunk To Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys?
Good, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Jello Biafra's voice annoys me.

Plus the DK's were too political for my liking. That said I had no problem with Culture Shock who were hugely political.

What a contrary man I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Monty Boyce.
Putting the 'cunt' into 'contrary since 1973.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)
I'm trying not to overplay
The Suburbs by Arcade Fire.

I have no idea what I'm doing later. I know what I wish I was doing later
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
A big fat throbbing cock?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
yup
but it's likelihood approaches zero
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
refereeing a fight to the death using only scotch eggs between John Prescott and James Corden?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
how did you guess?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I know you even better than you know yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Fuck me, I'd love to see that
Provided mutual destruction was assured
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I'm currently listening to the following way too much:
Alabama 3 - Mansion on the Hill
Iron and Wine - Passing Afternoon
Gin Blossoms - 29

Mostly as I am building a background reception playlist. I fully await Monty identifying the horrendous error of my ways.

Alt - watching Madrid v Barca, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Iron and Wine are fucking superb
have you heard the new album?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Nope, I've only got Endless Numbered Days and A Tired Symphony
I shall spotify it RIGHT up later.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I know Endless Numbered Days best
and the newer stuff is different. More instruments, more rocky, more swearing. Still great.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
basically, we're just making a playlist of all our favourite slower songs
that are utterly unsuitable for first dances ... "grounds for divorce" was first on the list ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
nice
how about "used to love her"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
could be.
"always a woman" has got to be worth a shout, except, y'know, Billy Joel. Billy Joel.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
haha, oh yes. Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Or Hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Nope THIS tune is the ultimate first dance:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wCa_JcPtg

'Be a caveman - keep her in line'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)
that Afghan Whigs one
about giving someone AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
there's a song called "oh, the divorces" by someone I can't remember the name of
it's what came on the radio as I was filling in my divorce paperwork
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
haha.
I've mentioned this before, and I swear it was an accident and I only realised later, but when I walked out on my ex, I'd left "the sacred art of leaving" by Billy Franks queued up in her car CD player. Bad, bad badger.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
hehe, wish I'd thought of something like that
found that song - Tracey Thorne www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aGcocZgjkg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Ah, already got some Tracey Thorne in there
well, Massive Attack, Protection - but same difference. No duplication of artist allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Ah, Tracey Thorne
Is there any better example of "she must be talented, look at the face"? Even KT Tunstall would be pushed to match that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Oooh yeah, that
Channel?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
ITV I presume
so I'll have to fanny through to ITV London somewhere in the 850s no doubt. Although, actually, there's no English team invovled so STV might actually fucking show it for once.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Sorry, I've just realised, I've no idea where you're based
*invites self round*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Edinburgh
for my sins.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Oh
Between that and the reference to flights earlier I thought you might be on the Costa Del Sol or something. Edinburgh's supposed to be nice though. Busy tomorrow?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Yeah, it's lovely.
Why, are you taking me out for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Eh, why not
I need friends on this board by hook or by crook. Or bribery. Or bumming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)
always the bumming.
Anyway, laters. Let's hope for a good game tonight rather than Jose parking his hideously expensive white bus, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Oh god, yes
I personally hope for a repeat of the first El Clasico of the season, to be bettered only by Barca's hilarious dismemberment of United in the final.

Have a good evening in the sun mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)
A thousand times this

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Barcelona 5,000 - 0 Real Madrid?
That sounds fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)
I was up Arthur's Seat this afternoon
But unlike Darth, I'm referring to the hill in Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I bummed a man called Arthur
In case that wasn't clear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Your sister fancies me
She said so, with absolutely no trace of sarcasm.

Have a word.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Her taste is questionable at best
If she ever visits me in East Anglia again I'll send her up the road to harass you while you're DJing.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
She's married to a paedo Santa. That's what I heard.

I say 'heard', I mean 'made up and spread around the internet'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Making things up and spreading them around the internet
is the best way to establish provable facts.
cf. Lampito's love of anal sex.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
all things can be proved by the phrase "I seen it!"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
He's totally a pedo Santa

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)
There we go. It's now an ONLINE FACT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)
That would be fucking hilarious
I imagine her face would be akin to that look of someone who's smelt a nasty poo.

Hang about, do you live in Anglia?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
He lives in a poncey city full of bikes.
And I'm not talking about his fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oh, Cambridge
I like Cambridge, I spent a lot of time there whilst my ex was at Uni
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
BOOM.
Nice day for it. I'm stuck in fucking office, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
I'm on holiday.
Well, on the bus back home to Glenrothes. Hope to be living in Edinburgh before the end of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)
And with that
I've decided I've had enough with the fucking marking and I'm off to enjoy the sun. 'noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Most recent repeat earworm
was Fast Fuse by Kasabian. And before that Good Body by Buju Banton.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I've never really listened to Kasabian
I can't forgive them for their attitude in a magazine interview before I'd ever heard them.

Couldn't help but think "no matter how good you are, it won't much your egos you bunch of fucking tossers"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
For this reason
I try never to find out about bands I like. I'd be upset if one of my musical heroes made Bono look humble.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
i saw them in concert with the music
The lead singer touched me in the vip area
Euphemism lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
They're pretty good in all fairness
But I quite agree, they're not as good as either they or Radio 1 think they are. I remember reading an interview with them just after Oasis had split, proclaiming themselves Britain's biggest band as a result of the joyous occasion. Conveniently ignoring Muse, who were comfortably more popular than either of them at that point in time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
They are horrendous cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Let me guess
A friend of yours provided synths on their as-yet-unreleased new EP and you all got together for MDs one ker-ay-zee night in Hoxton?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)
A chap I know ended up in a hotel in Southampton with them and Bez
and was in there for 12 hours on the (freely-provided) MDs, which they gave him in exchange for in turn trying to cop off with his girlfriend. A more charming bunch of utterly deluded northern spastics you would be hard-pushed to find.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I think the thing I like about you most
is your ability to conjure stories that, coming from anyone else, would summarily be dismissed as "bollocks", without anyone doubting that they might be true.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)
The thing is
I don't think they're cool, I don't think this is impressive...it's just 'industry' shit. I've found myself in some situations which some people might be amazed at but really once you move in those kind of circles (and I no longer do) it's normal. They're just blokes with jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)
All I'm saying is I'm no Hood-Butter. I remain unimpressed by much.
The encounters I've been blown away by, most people wouldn't care a toss about.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)
You fucking wish you were Hood-Butter
we all do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)
OK you got me.
Men want to be him - women want to be with him. Pink Floyd want him to join them.

And he's FUCKING GOOD AT SWIMMING.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)
The Floyd have nothing to offer him
What use has he for groupies when he's dating a supermodel? Same reason why he didn't join Maiden. Their USP of "our singer is a pilot" has no appeal to him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Not just a model, but a mature model.
Assuming models are like artisan cheeses, that's good, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)
More like a fine wine
In the respect that they turn to vinegar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Hehehehehe
She really was a ropey old spunkbag.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:38, Reply)
I suppose so
I'd never really thought of it in those terms, as you can imagine there's surprisingly little of it out my way. My prolonged stint as DJ at the city's leading rock night makes me a minor celebrity on the "scene" here. That should hopefully give you an idea of scale.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Bizarrely the Railway Inn in Winchester, the nearest pub to my mother's house
and the scene of some of my early gigs with Electric Head Funk, is now quite a rated venue - they have some fairly big names playing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Celebrity by proxy innit
There's probably a small shrine outside, a pile of unworn jeggings and scornful put-downs surrounding a plaque saying "Monty Boyce's Mum lives just over there!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)
I may manufacture my own blue plaque and surreptitiously put it up on the wall of the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Blue?
White, surely ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I don't get this I'm afraid. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Are you familiar with the Black Sabbath song "Snowblind"?
I cannot believe I've just asked that question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Hahahaha I may have heard it once or twice...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)
For a moment there I was fully expecting you to tell me that really good MDs aren't white

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Flake is pearlescent and waxy,
pharmaceutical is pure white. MDMA when pure should be yellowish or pinkish and translucent: if you have a white powder it's been heavily cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Heroin comes in white (so-called Chinese) and brown (Afghani).
Smackheads often prefer the brown apparently. I learned this from a book about DeeDee Ramone.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Totally
I have to listen to Juliette Lewis's album "Speaking my language" at least twice a day.

HAVE to.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:14, Reply)

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