Fucking hell, he really does
"I have dined out on this story for years" - really? Surely someone with such a rock'n'roll lifestyle has better stories to tell than "I farted in a woman's face, she rightly called me a pig"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did you know he's really good at swimming and can have sex whenever he wants?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Everyone has their fetish, I suppose
Presumably the former skill aids the latter boast enormously. Maybe he discovered this proclivity after crossing some nasty mafia types who ordered him to "Sleep with the fishes"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You wouldn't want to practice your 'breast stroke' on his missus.
She looks like McWitch from Rentaghost following a heavy night on the turps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Now, now, Monty
Don't be jealous, just because your girlfriend is a good deal younger than you and therefore ineligible to be a mature supermodel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)