as nobody else is doing it....
... and that is over 200, let's start again.

what is the dullest question that has ever been asked on OT or QOTW?

what is the best?

and to keep it topical - if you were getting married, would you "obey"? or if you have already jumped into that particular beartrap, did you promise to "obey"?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:43, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

NIL POINTS
for "this one".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I neither know nor care about best and worst questions
although I don't mixtapes was as bad as most people seem to.

Probably won't be haivng obey in there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

The best question was the one Blousie just deleted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

man. That was an awesome question.
RIP question. Alwayz in R harts
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Innit. Good day, Mighty B, good day to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Fo' shizzle,
Good day, Sir B.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'll pop it back up laterz.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I was halfway through a frankly hysterically funny reply to that when you deleted it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

my god, what the hell was it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You'll never know, now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Of the 30 or so weddings I've been to in the last 5 years
only one obeyed. I didn't have it at my first wedding, and even if we wanted to this time around, you aren't allowed to "obey" in a "standard" church wedding in Scotland.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Morning sir
Did you catch the footer last night? What a glorious display of athletic prowess and footballing skill. But apart from Messi's second goal it was horse's arse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It was ALL horses arse
God, it made me swear at the telly more than watching arsenal. Pedro and Biscuits are a fucking disgrace. How can you ban Rooney for two games for saying a naughty a word and let them get away with that pathetic shit?

While I freely admit Messi is incredible, I don't get the wankfest over that goal. It was a piece of piss because no-one tried to tackle him - every single defender put their arms behind their backs and let him stroll through. Same reason Ronaldo looks so good in Spain.

*breathes*

and morning to you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Messi had it easier than he should have because Real were afraid to tackle him, yes, but it was still bloody impressive
The wankfest was because the game was in such dire need of a moment like that.

The handbags were extremely frustrating, especially coming from such a gifted side, and as I said in the last thread I was sickened by Barca conspiring to get Pepe sent off. It was the sort of behaviour I would only expect from the filth. And Portugal. Busquets and Dani Alves should be especially ashamed of themselves, I know Alves is Cafu's heir apparent but that shouldn't carry quite so much bullshit with it.

Mourinho can't complain though, not really. Not after the way his Inter defenders, Lucio especially, booted Barca around the Nou Camp last year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The tech ones
like "I am running blah and this is blah and blah blah blah blah" with NO ALT QUESTION. Dull dull dull.

The best thread was the haiku thread and I stand by this decision.

Alt: That would require asking someone to stick with me through thick and thin, and no one's that insane.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Not sure about the questions. I'll have a think
In the astonishingly unlikely circumstance that Ms Foxtrot agrees to marry me, I think the "obey" part will be implied by the nature of our relationship to date
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

obey tolerate
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I was referring to my obeying her
One has to make certain sacrifices when one punches above one's weight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

To be fair, some relationships work better that way.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Yep
She's coming to the football with me on Saturday. No man could possibly ask for more.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The best was probably something about sex
The worst was something about football.

If I ever get married, I'll write my own vows, which will no doubt involve promising to rescue her during a zombie invasion, thinking only of her when I masturbate, and allowing her to steal chips off my plate without stabbing the back of her hand with my fork.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Aw! sweet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'm a romantic at heart

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

You're a massive queer, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

You're a New Romantic at heart

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

*dresses like a heavily-made-up pirate*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

*walks like an egyptian*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

*walks the dinosaur*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

*parties like it's 1999*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

*parties like it's £19.99*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

well hello

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Is it gay to experiance true love? Is it gay to open a door for a lady? is it gay to give her your last rolo? is it really truely gay to stick a cock up your bum and beg for him to come on your back? is it really so gay to want to make her feel special?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

No. No. No. If you're a guy, yes. No.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

^ typical gay answer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

^ typical OT homophobia
Go back to mixing two copies of 'Karma Chameleon' into one another.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*wipes away tear*
that's beautiful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

But I swear, I swear to god, she'll feel the back of my hand if that bitch breaks my yolk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That actually made me do an outloud "d'awww".

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

But would you marry someone
who needed to be rescued in a zombie invasion?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

The only thing I obey is my conscience.
And me mum.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Fucked if I can remember what my vows were.
I just turned up and did what I was told.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Did that include the wedding night?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Yeap.
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

but to be fair, that's what he likes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

beggars choosers, Captain. Beggars chooser.
So yes, you're correct.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

And you didn't mind sleeping in the en suite whilst I ravaged your new wife's bottom-hole?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Not at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

the laugh was on you anyway
your cock smelled of her anal musk for two months
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I'll give you a clue:
'I went to the zoo and an assortment of simians were there. You could say they were MIXED APES!!!!!!!!!


Cheers'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Oh, oh, oh. Sir, sir.
Is it Legless?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Not yet, but it probably will be by 9pm.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

who the hell says they will obey nowadays?
I know it was automatically taken out of my vows - Methodists did away with it years ago
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I'll be the Muslim wedding vows are ful of
'I will do the ironing and accept beatings without complaint, on pain of death AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I never wanted to get married, even as a child I shied away from pretend husband and wife games.
Which is fucking lucky since no one has ever asked me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

*coughs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

what are the traditional vows at an internet wedding?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1184723
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You didn't ask me.
I kind of just told you how it was.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That works.
We really ought to consider adopting one of the OT 'youth'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

*volunteers*
I'm only in it for the pocket money
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

cket money o poking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

That's disgusting
Have a click.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

pff! you're nearly as old as me
in no universe are you 'youth'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Dammit, I keep forgetting that my age is public knowledge
I'm very immature. Does that help? Also, I'd be considered young by Middle-Earth standards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Come on,
"I'm very immature" applies to everybody here.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I don't know what you mean
bumhead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Who do you have in mind?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

No idea.
I only thought of it 2 minutes ago.

The choice is yours. A grade A student or a problem child. You'll be doing most of the work anyway, so it seems only fair you choose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think we should adopt Monty.
Well when I say adopt I mean intervention.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

He won't be cheap to keep.
Can we afford a Monty?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

We will under my strict regime of healthy eating and excercise.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

*refuses to leave bedroom*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Even better!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

*invests in rubber sheets company*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

*Grounds Monty for putting a blimp burn on his pillow*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

pssst
it's 'blim'

unless he has been reenacting the Hindenburg crash in bed obviously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It is. You're correct.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

A tragedy of epic proportions
The Hindenburg was unfortunate as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

My cock does look a little like a Graf Zeppelin when engorged, I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

you really should stop inflating it with hydrogen
try some viagra if you must use something to combat your impotence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Lusty and I adopted Lampers and it's worked out great.
It adds a whole new dimension to our bumming sessions, I can tell you.

It's giving me a woody (Allen) just thinking about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

To be honest, the only one that needs keeping an eye on is you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

This is very, very good
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I confess I was rather pleased with it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I like it so much that I'm faintly disgusted no-one else has congratulated you
*awaits Pandatron*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I recently found this QOTW about farts...
Which in essence is right up my back alley. The first story is a joy to behold as are most on the first page.

www.b3ta.com/questions/farting/
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

christ
Hood-Butter writes like a wanker as well. He's liking an aging version of SpankyHanky
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

He is without doubt the biggest wanker on B3ta.
He knocks your Berts, your Leglesses, your Hankys and your Frisbees into a cocked hat. There is a dark and unpleasant corner of my corrupted soul devoted to my intense dislike of that odious Grail-supper.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I'm thoroughly heartened that my name doesn't warrant a mention
Right, fill me in on some B3ta folklore. I missed the Grail thing. And who or what is Legless?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

you really don't know any of legless' stuff?

cheers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

That does ring a bell from some QOTW archives
So what's everyone's problem with him? Akin to the Hanky issue?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

it's fairly out of proportion really
his posts aren't anywhere near as bad as SH
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

That's certainly true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I think it's more that
other people think he;s some kind of literary genius and will defend him to the death if you call bullshit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Thank you all for the info
So basically he tells a bullshit story very well and has a slathering fanbase, which is understandably irksome to those not counted amongst its number?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

fanclub is nowhere near as rabid as Spanky's

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

And that's what people find so annoying about SH?
The undeserved adulation?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

It is a major part of it for me.
That and the fact that he's a total cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

An IRL cunt?
Not that I can judge you if you've never met him, I've never met Chompy but am absolutely convinced that he's a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Surprisingly, he isn't.
He is a rapist, though. That bit's true. Livens up bashes no end.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I look forward to meeting him and judging for myself
I know Bobby feels the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

That is pretty much it.
Even with Hanky it's the awful obsequious cock-sucking responses that are infinitely worse than his actual posts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Part of me admires the persistence of someone who can be arsed to conjure a QOTW post every week
I really cannot be bothered unless something highly pertinent springs to mind as soon as I read the question.

Part of me thinks "Christ these people have a lot of time on their hands". And then I remember that I was second on TGB's most recent fail chart.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

To be fair
When I first signed up it seemed like every week there was a question I could answer (99% truthfully I might add). But for the last 18 months or so it's really gone off the boil and I can't be arsed to make something up
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I haven't answered one properly in quite a while I think
my life just isn't funny or interesting. and I'm not enough of a cunt to try and make out that it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

^This
I've told most of the genuinely funny stories that I can think of and cannot be arsed to rack my brains for a vaguely fitting one every week. Obviously some are complete bullshit but I try to only do that if I think they're suitably funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Legless has been around for years
he's fairly harmless. Never denied that his stories have had some embellishment. Fairly recently he's been the focus of some hefty dislike, but doesn't help himself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I don't really think he gives a flying fuck to be honest.
And just deliberately winds up the /talk baiters as a bit of fun.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

seems that way
you can't win with that sort of behaviour because you just get all the "aaaaah, he's taking the internet seriously!" stuff going on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Legless is the biggest liar in QOTW history.



Cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Legless is a top bloke irl and I shall defend him to the hilt.
He'd give you the shirt off his back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I bow to your superior knowledge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I should bloody think so too.
Morning Monters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

How do, Davvo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I see the Gods are currently smiling down on Wills and Kate, weather wise.
Well, they are oop north at any rate. For all i know it may be pissing down in Londinium at the moment.

Not that I care, it's just good as it means I'll be able to get the dog out for a nice long walk.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

It's nice in the East too
Just had one of my contacts on the blower saying he's planning a trip to a theme park tomorrow, in the hope that it'll be empty cos everyone else is at home watching the wedding. Cos no-one else will have thought of that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

it's even sunny in wales
and yet I still haven't managed to leave the house
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Very wise. Chock full o' Welshies, I've heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

they're bloody everywhere

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

that was my understanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

the grail thing has cropped up a bit too much of late
and feels a little like I'm harping on about it, but you did ask...

a while back Hood-butter posted a long thing on /OT going on about how amazing he is, and his life, and his model girlfriend.

I observed that he looked like Charlie Boorman shortly after drinking from the wrong Grail.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Hahaha
I like this. Thank you for clearing that up. I've read the "Old? Fuck off..." post which Monty nominated as the worst in the history of B3ta. It was pretty awful.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It is the worst post. I challenge anyone to show me a worse one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1184853
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Now I seem to be trapped in some kind of really tedious moebius strip.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

you beat me to it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

My brain hurts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

i have missed this whole hood-butter thing
i thought he was a nice guy who posted on /talk.

how has he suddenly become this parody of a sham of a facsimile of a man??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

He is a monumental cunt.
Can someone please find young Rachel here a link?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Not until she sends me those pics
Tit for tat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Tres bien.

Oh sorry, I thought you were my mother for a moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Your mother is French?
Or French-Canadien, mayhap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

No, she's a 'les bian'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Her name is Lesley Good?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Fucking hell, he really does
"I have dined out on this story for years" - really? Surely someone with such a rock'n'roll lifestyle has better stories to tell than "I farted in a woman's face, she rightly called me a pig"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Did you know he's really good at swimming and can have sex whenever he wants?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Everyone has their fetish, I suppose
Presumably the former skill aids the latter boast enormously. Maybe he discovered this proclivity after crossing some nasty mafia types who ordered him to "Sleep with the fishes"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You wouldn't want to practice your 'breast stroke' on his missus.
She looks like McWitch from Rentaghost following a heavy night on the turps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Now, now, Monty
Don't be jealous, just because your girlfriend is a good deal younger than you and therefore ineligible to be a mature supermodel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I think obey is cut out as a matter of course now
and I wouldn't say it because I don't like lying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

How do we know you aren't lying RIGHT NOW?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

BUSTED :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

McFly

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I see that WR is back on next Wednesday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Excellent news
thanks Jeff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I wonder if whats-his-face survived the bridge fall?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I reckon so
I bet he can't walk though. And I wonder how Francesca is enjoying prison
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I don't reckon she'll be in it again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Simon Weston?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

how about the bbc or paper news links and the youtube links
my heart dies a little inside me when i see one of those.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

links
i am not going to click and read something else that is not related to my job or that will make a noise in the office...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I completely disagree with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

i would argue this
but it's a birthday here and you should see the amount of cakes and treats. and frankly, around here, you snooze you lose.

i will waddle back to deal with you later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

fucking hell
i take it back. he has gone and bought really massive fancy posh things from paul. i bloody hate fruit tarts and chocolate gateaux and chocolate fudge cakes and that sort of shit. why can't people buy mr kipling ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

*there there*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

On the stair?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

A little mouse with clogs on...
I don't know if I should be ashamed, or you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

good lord
you're never happy are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Don't knock it Vippers
This may be the first recorded instance in history of RSwipe professing a love for the less fine things in life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

naa, it's all a sham
she's northern and as such wants nothing more than to have her white miniskirt pushed up, and be fucked by the bins out the back of Netto while swigging own-brand strong cider and smoking Lambett and Butler
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Lambert and Butler...
known around these parts as single mother tabs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I'm Northern, albeit less so than Swipe
and as such take great umbrage at this suggestion. Netto indeed. Aldi, you cheeky cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I'm slightly posher
Lidl
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Well la-di-fucking-da
I can see wooing you might be out of my price range
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm fairly sure it's the only reason
I'm still single, I'm just too high maintenance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

There's many an eligible bachelor to be found wandering the aisles of Aldi
But you shouldn't have to slum it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

it was the first povvo supermarket that sprang to mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You're living in the past my friend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I've never even seen a Netto much less been in one
so I have no idea what you are talking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm not terribly sure myself, if I'm honest

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

glad I'm not the only one to whom that happens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

You can at least use weed as an excuse
I've got nowt. Except maybe being a natural blonde
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

are you al??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

that depends...
would you like me to be?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

worst sexual role play ever

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

agreed!
hahahaha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)